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Post by Altari on Dec 26, 2017 12:35:52 GMT -5
I think it's about time I explain some things to you, gegints or gegs as you called yourselves. We have now loosened up our policy for this particular experiment which why I am allowed to tell you the truth.
You see, We the gegs have created a simulation universe and simulation species via the Dr.Klapper system in order to see how our species came to be the way we are. The species that eventually developed to be in our image was you gegints. You are actually not gegs but gegints. You just eventually shortened it to gegs at some point in history as the original name was forgotten.
Generally, the experiment was a bit of a failure in some ways but we purposely changed some variables to sort of make a variation of ourselves without it easily backfiring against us in some way or cause way too much chaos and destruction. It did get a bit out of hand at times but I think we knew our limits.
I figured you gegints just wanted to know the truth. Alright, have a good one.
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Post by Wanutschi on Dec 26, 2017 13:21:50 GMT -5
Lol okay, nice prank bro. I have believed into many things but come on, are you really just going to say, "lol gegs are gegints now". Bullshit. Also what kind of species name is even gegints? That sounds dumb and guggish.
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Post by Altari on Dec 26, 2017 13:58:43 GMT -5
Can't really say much more, Wanutshi. It's the truth. I'd give you proof that we were the ones in control here but I have been order to not tamper with the universe to preserve its state. Even if all the gegints left it. This post actually can be considered tampering but they authorized me so it's fine I assume.
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Post by Wanutschi on Dec 26, 2017 14:08:41 GMT -5
Oooooooh I get it. Yeah, the old "Well I'd show you but I can't for whatever reason" excuse. Yeah but I'm not believing you. I'm not a dumbass, lol.
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Post by Randal on Dec 26, 2017 14:11:05 GMT -5
So, does this mean I was never Dr.Kläpper then? As in, my DNA couldn't be used to recreate him? Please tell me everything you can about this topic.
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Post by Altari on Dec 26, 2017 14:16:31 GMT -5
I won't give you an exhaustive list because it's very likely pointless given your status.
So Dr.Kläpper is actually a representation of a living god or true god entity surrounding the universes that were created. We used this system to keep recycling and just cycling in general until we got things to a good spot where we then cut off the cycle making and used a brand new Dr.Kläpper not related to the other Dr.Kläppers to restart and make the gegint universe.
You aren't a geg so I'm not sure if you would even be related to Dr.Kläpper anyway. What are you then?
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Post by Randal on Dec 26, 2017 14:17:22 GMT -5
Well, I used to be a human from Earth but now I'm this weird humanoid biomechanical machine with a human mind.
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Post by Altari on Dec 26, 2017 14:18:32 GMT -5
I really don't know much about humans or Earth. Since there is no record of this. I can say with absolute certainty that Dr.Kläpper is not related to anything human or Earth related. You should speak with the Applehouse about this, they would probably know more.
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Post by Randal on Dec 26, 2017 14:20:03 GMT -5
Thank you... you don't understand how much this means to me to hear you say that. Now I can go back home and check to see if everything is fixed in my life and if so, then... I don't know...
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Post by Pazuzu on Dec 26, 2017 14:28:32 GMT -5
Hold just one second you motherfucker. What the fuck is wrong with you guys making such a mess and a terrible calamity of a gegint mess. I probably was the only gegint who knew what you fuckers were up to. You wanted us all the die and shrivel. Well, despite your attempts to defeat me I still have one more card left to use.
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Post by Altari on Dec 26, 2017 14:30:53 GMT -5
I am aware of your ideas and plans and your actions so I don't think that one more card you are referring to may do whatever intended action you want it to. I am very sorry that things have turned this way but there is not much that can be done at this rate.
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Post by Randal on Dec 26, 2017 14:32:13 GMT -5
Hey, if you don't mind explaining, who are you exactly, Pazuzu? Was anyone supposed to know you beforehand?
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Post by Pazuzu on Dec 26, 2017 14:37:23 GMT -5
I didn't want to explain anything at all but eh, fuck it. Why not now. Basically there was a line of gegs that were part of the Pazuzu cult. (It's actually not related to the actual human deity Pazuzu. Just a weird coincidence.) I was the originator who used what we called the "esoteric source" to kickoff and startup this rebellion. Unfortunately, most gegs ignored us or thought we were stupid so we took things into our own hands.
After I died (well, temporarily until I gained vampire-like powers.) Weil der geg and Bibliotequegeg took over in place of me. Weil der geg did pretty much all the work as Bibliotequegeg got distinterested and started fucking around with our names, doing impersonation shit, and just generally being stupid. Although, Weil der geg (and later on another geg named Koleiki) didn't really mind because it actually helped made things more obscure even though we were revealing all of our plans on the forums. Shit even I got a bit confused reading this recap written for me by Weil der geg and Koleiki for when I rise again.
And now, here I am. Ready to do something beyond your capabilities, so-called superior race.
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Post by Randal on Dec 26, 2017 14:38:14 GMT -5
Wait, so are you telling me that the Bibliotequegeg we saw on the forums wasn't who we thought he was? Basically, he wasn't the one who started the geg genocide?
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Post by Pazuzu on Dec 26, 2017 14:40:37 GMT -5
Nah dude, bibliotèquegeg just fucked around and did nothing. Weil der geg and Koleiki did all the work. They just kept their mouths shut while some guy impersonated us. I know, it's pretty weird but oh well.
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