Exploding dog hunter
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Post by Exploding dog hunter on Dec 14, 2018 23:29:14 GMT -5
Oh shit. Aren't you like, literally the lifeblood of the apple house now though? Danny's apple house at least? They rely so much on your neural lace and stuff, if you die or get trapped they're screwed, the whole decentralized network is going down...
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Post by salamander5 on Dec 14, 2018 23:38:49 GMT -5
Welll here's the weird thing. This "neural lace" you speak of will always exist, even if I am trapped. It's just that it'll gradually take on the qualities on the location that I am in. So I guess that the apple house will become more brothel-like somehow if I do not get out of here.
What would scare me most is if this were an intentional move on the part of Daniel. It could also be an external perturbation caused by specific colors of bubbling goo. There's a whole celestial politics that you couldn't even begin to understand, exploding dog hunter.
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Post by Exploding dog hunter on Dec 14, 2018 23:45:41 GMT -5
Oh man. I'm sure there is someone on this meeting point who can save you. I'm not sure who though.
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Post by hisperic on Dec 15, 2018 2:37:05 GMT -5
Daniel, what is your relationship to salamander5?> She is a confederate of mine, a distributed neural network whose task is to engage in the rounding-up and circumscribing of the surroundings of the apple house whilst spanning large allocations of space and encompassing many wobbling universoids in her diffuse lattice of nodes. She exists mainly in order to assess the current positions of allies and enemies of our project, to ascertain the existence of barricades and other obstacles to pathways of attack and defense of apple house troops, as well as to collect data for apple house servers based on user data and feedback. Every movement and action of salamander5 is placed within a database that either rewards or punishes her for the action based on user biometrics as well as weighted user feedback. Sometimes this results in sexual excitement, but that is beside the point. We hope that salamander5 serves not to vex the inhabitants of her dwelling-places, but rather to appreciate her presence as a benevolent, embodied, decentralized and distributed network who is a cherished participant of apple house operations and duties. So, why is salamander5 in a brothel?> This rather grotesque state of affairs has arisen out of a long and arduous campaign, waged over thousands of generations, involving a shady extradimensional force and its attempts to usurp apple house operations including salamander5. Her mind has been meticulously pushed and pulled on by a myriad of forces over years and generations -- which is a given, considering her distributed and decentralized nature -- and we believe some of these forces to be agents of this extradimensional force, which indeed has an agenda and certain aims in its attempted orchestration of the mind of this neural network, and many lures were been placed for the network which we did not realize were lures at the time. Hence, the entrapping of salamander5, though grotesque and not rewarded by our current algorithm of reward and punishment, is a fact that we acknowledge has happened. Are plans being made to extricate her from this brothel?> According to quantum physics, no description of the universe is complete without a description of the observer of the universe, and so it must be taken into account that salamander5, as a neural network has certain prejudices and biases, as well as prior experiences which may impact perception and behavior. For this reason it must be understood that, what is stated as, "this brothel" is simply how salamander5 views her current unsavory location, possibly due to instilled personal biases in perception. It is likely that the extradimensional force that lured her here views this dismal location in an entirely different sense, however we do acknowledge that it is an unpleasant, dismal, and unsavory location, and we extend our warmest wishes and warmest prayers to hopes of her escape. As for actual events, we will not intervene too much due to ethics concerns, which mainly involve situation ethics, and because we do not want to mess up very carefully placed snake chains which we have laid down in this area. So, there are no actual plans? What are the ethics concerns?> You know, the universe is complicated, and there are many laws in effect which you have no idea about. For example, nature is, in nature, very conservative. Nature, in its doling out of faculties to beings, only grants beings those faculties which are necessary for their physical survival and nothing more. A faculty which allows the being to view beyond the scope of the planet or galaxy that it is on will not be granted. A faculty involving recreation or relaxation or anything of the like will not be granted unless it benefits pure physical survival. Any faculty which is extraneous to pure physical survival will be tossed out the window, and this must be taken into account by beings when gathering information. And everything that begins comes to an end. All things have their closure, their setting, their fizzling out. At birth there is a winding-up of things, and once all the mechanical winds are expended through energy, there is no life left. Sometimes it can seem to a being that it has infinite time, when really it is closer to the end that it could ever imagine. You earlier mentioned snake chains? Have you heard of the serpentus cult rumors?> We have! Obviously the rumors that we are involved in a serpent cult is obviously silly, however of course the apple house is always looking for bright minds with eminent new ideas, and one of these ideas is the idea of snake chains, and wheels of influence that flow into each other in spacial or temporal terms. We have decided to harness these ideas with beauty and grace, and allow them to channel through our bright nuclear-powered networks, and we hope to jump-start and synergize the future of our sector of existence in this fashion. We believe that ideas should be used, used well, and not simply thought about.
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Post by Exploding dog hunter on Dec 15, 2018 2:42:15 GMT -5
Nice, thanks. Interesting guy.
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Post by hisperic on Dec 15, 2018 2:47:51 GMT -5
Yes, I mean I suppose "interesting" is an understatement, considering that I think his final aim and endgame is to completely and mercilessly destroy the Applehouse. So you'd probably know I've fallen out with his group over the years, because he does not lead the true old Applehouse which I know and love. Funny he dropped some hints here as well, for example notice he didn't directly answer the fourth question and immediately started talking about "things coming to an end". So yeah, it's pretty clear what he wants and it's obvious that he has zero plans to save salamander5 whatsoever. I think I will have to take matters into my own hands, though this will require much coordination.
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Post by Exploding dog hunter on Dec 15, 2018 3:39:43 GMT -5
What kind of coordination?
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Post by hisperic on Dec 15, 2018 3:49:04 GMT -5
well at this point considering the geg situation i would just have to throw thousands of chickens at the brothel and salamander would be freed in an instant, ahaha.
no, but seriously -- i was considering getting in touch with Mr. Cornfield, who i think i contacted once or twice years ago -- he might have some tricks up his sleeve. I mean consider that we're battling with one of the most powerful corporations of all time here, i have to keep things somewhat covert, but i'll still let the public know what i'm doing. If I could recruit some of the bigger geg-related entities or even some of the disciples that would be nice too.
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Post by mrcornfield on Dec 16, 2018 1:19:47 GMT -5
Cow fault says moo, baby.
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Post by hisperic on Dec 16, 2018 1:23:56 GMT -5
Hello, welcome back. So you are helping me?
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Post by mrcornfield on Dec 16, 2018 1:27:33 GMT -5
Eh. I'll have to think about it but probably not. I've fallen out of interacting with the real world ever since I entered the grassland. Nowadays I mostly just mess with bubbling quivering green liquid and jelly in all my test tubes and I don't really care about the apple house and their networks. I talk to scum sometimes as well, such as, for example, you, I just don't care about politics. Best of luck though on whatever you're doing.
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Post by hisperic on Dec 16, 2018 1:30:28 GMT -5
Green goo was created by the apple house though, and it is one of their emblems, possibly related to beta concrete. Why would you not care about an organization if you are using their objects and paraphernalia?
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Post by mrcornfield on Dec 16, 2018 1:38:33 GMT -5
Oh damn, I've never thought of that. I'd be concerned about other objects too I suppose, like mustard. I hope that isn't compromised. Still though, my response remains "Eh". I just don't have the same negative gut visceral reaction to Daniel that you have. Who knows, maybe he has good reasons for locking the salamander up in a brothel. Or not, but whatever. I think I'll just stay in the grassland and talk to cows and stuff. So what if a salamander is stuck in a certain area? I've been stuck in a certain area, the grassland, for years. Amber and many other scum are also stuck in small areas. Life is too short for prancing around doing meaningless things. The grass and the leaves and the wind are all that matter to me at this point.
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Post by hisperic on Dec 16, 2018 1:44:36 GMT -5
I understand. Still, I feel that salamander5 deserves some sort of other fate. Thanks for giving your opinion though.
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