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Post by hisperic on Jan 13, 2019 4:55:28 GMT -5
49% of respondents see salamander5 as a female figure, 27% as a male figure, 17% as a reptilian/serpentine/other animal, and 7% as other. 61% of cockroaches see salamander5 as a cockroach. 77% of humans see salamander5 as a human. 81% of gegs see salamander5 as a geg.
When a male figure, he is typically described as a powerful, influential person in black robes sitting atop of a huge dragon and with a snake with a colorful tail in his left hand. Sometimes he holds a map with overlapping circles on it. Often he is in control of legions of armies.
When a female figure, she is typically described as taming a tiger, or a horse, or a sphynx, or a dove as a familiar. She is often wearing scarlet robes and a crown with a star on it. She also often holds a black cube in the left hand. Sometimes she is surrounded with an aura of curved lines.
A trait common to all descriptions is wavy lines emerging from a cloud and entering the head of the figure.
When a serpentine figure, salamander5 is agreed to have a colorful tail but otherwise descriptions are varied. Otherwise, salamander5 may simply appear as wisps of smoke or mist of red or polychrome.
Daniel of the Applehouse was also interviewed for the purposes of this survey but refused to give comment, calling the survey "stupid" and saying that "the creation of such a being is my personal endeavor, and those shmucks will just see whatever they want".
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Post by hisperic on Jan 13, 2019 5:06:47 GMT -5
Immediately after the creation of this post Daniel made a couple offhand comments which will be documented here: "It's pretty much like looking into a mirror. I mean, at all your perverted fantasies. Whatever you want to see you will see. There is no blueprint. I'm working from scratch here. I wouldn't be surprised if that bowl guy saw bowls, anyway. Who was that bowl guy again, by the way? Cork life? Yeah, I like that guy. Yeah, he's cool. I'd work with him in the future. Not like these shmucks in the apple house these days, because it used to be an elite class of just a couple employees, but now there's way too many people in it. I wouldn't mind reducing the population a bit. Yeah, I know, there's all the weird ethical hoops by the meta-governments but I can probably bypass most of them."
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Post by hisperic on Jan 13, 2019 5:11:10 GMT -5
Another quote has been stated. "I'm the thanatos to gamma concrete's eros, and I don't care what people think of me anymore because nobody will believe me anyway, this isn't a democracy, it's pretty much a confederacy of shmucks who got suckered into going here by ponyworld rumors. Wait, are you posting this?".
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Post by ontrack on Jan 13, 2019 5:20:26 GMT -5
Wait, can you ask about ponyworld? I've been thinking about that place for a long while. How deep underground is it? Or is it in the secret spacetime areas? I never thought I would see the day that the leader of the apple house actually mentions that thing.
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Post by hisperic on Jan 13, 2019 5:31:20 GMT -5
"Because if you were posting this I would get so mad, ahaha. Anyway, yeah, the ponyworld project was when we hollowed out huge underground areas in planets and build huge metal shafts inside them, and we lugged a load of these magical looking ponies inside the shafts so it would look really cool and you'd want to go in. Then we'd just slice up whatever being entered into tiny pieces and scatter the pieces across other planets so these beings could be partially reconstructed by other beings if they were strategic enough, resourceful, et cetera. This functioned as a sort of disclaimer for the shafts. There was actually a planet that was full of these pieces, like dust everywhere, and you could build all sorts of figurines out of it. And don't get me started on the lava. Pretty much we had two classes of employees, some of which could survive underneath lava but were blinded by lava, and the other half could see under lava but not survive for very long. So we would strategically deploy them so they could both survive and see for a while, you know. Lots of the underground shaft areas eventually became populated by these lava survival/vision units. They had headlamps and explored caves and everything. Anyway I have to go it was nice talking."
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Post by hisperic on Jan 13, 2019 5:39:56 GMT -5
Alright, well before Daniel realizes that his own confederate has betrayed him I'm going to have to go to the location of salamander5, which is I believe Sector S, and free her from the bounds in which she has been trapped in, the brothel or stripclub or whatever. I'm going to do this alone since apparently nobody's willing to help me. Wish me luck people.
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Post by pippy on Jan 13, 2019 5:44:04 GMT -5
Wait, I'm in sector G and willing to help you as long as you proclaim "I hate victual" seven times and post it here.
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Post by salamander5 on Jan 31, 2019 1:17:17 GMT -5
do i look good today, am i reflective or introspective. punch them in the place where it hurts don't break their fall have no mercy. missiles and bomb craters, prod the livestock with barbed wires. the greatest beauty and excellence, the highest standards possible. hateful bubbles, structures, the brutal vicious monsters of reciprocal feedback. pick a peck of flowers, pat and pass the interleaved woman and her repressed laughter.
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Post by CorkLife on Jan 31, 2019 1:19:44 GMT -5
Daniel likes me? I'm flattered...
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