Post by Eris on Apr 26, 2019 20:46:32 GMT -5
Beware of Ritual Sodomy
An Incident
Stemming from the movement that started in 2016 via its founders DerDFIA and JPauers, a vibrant array of Yoshaic cults and communities, from the friendly to the extremist, have been popping up here and there across the holy trinity and its exclaves. Their behavior tends towards the chaotic and unpredictable; they are generally anti-Gamma Concrete and anti-order. They worship a cartoonified depiction of a reptilian idol that lays cosmic eggs and incomprehensibly babbles glossolalia. Many people believe that these Yoshaic movements draw inspiration from Earth Naziism, however the reverse is true, and in fact interuniversal Yoshaic movements served as the inspiration for Earth Naziism.
I would like to warn beings of the ritual sodomy that takes place within Yoshaic communities. Here is an example of an event that occurred in a isolated Bopian district at an exclave not far from my own hidden spacetime perch. These Bopians in this district would directly consume food and water through a network of pipes and tubes. Anyone familiar with Bopian daily life would know that this is common and that usually, they simply sit by the mouth of the tube and let the food flow into their mouth continually. Such continuous-guzzling is a major activity performed by Bopians, the one which fulfills them mentally and spiritually, and the one they are most physically suited to. However, the network of pipes and tubes used by this Bopian district was owned by a private company which had recently appointed a new director of operations who was oriented towards Yoshaic cultism. He had also appointed sub-directors and employees who were similarly oriented.
The Bopians were unaware of this of course, as they did not follow the news of this private company, and even if they were aware, they would have no reason for alarm. This is because Bopians are generally good-natured and thankful towards whomever provides them sustenance and post-sustenance, and due to their district's isolation, they had no consumer choice. The company simply provided the Bopians with food and water, and the Bopians would send information about themselves in return. However, the new Yoshaic board of directors decided to cut off the flow of all food and water to this Bopian village. After this cessation of the flow of their post-sustenance, the Bopians grew restless. They did not panic, because stockpiles of food existed in most domestic cabinets. They were annoyed, but not afraid because the district was small enough for all the Bopians to communicate and ration food to each other whilst cracking jokes about what geometrical shapes they aspired to become as they waited for their beloved stream to return.
Eventually, the Bopians started figuring out this wasn't just a small fluke in the system, but a great cessation. They began sending scouts outside the district to try to figure out what was happening, but they were incapable of walking far enough to get to the next district. As soon as the Bopians began reaching out interuniversally, and theorizing as to who or what may have cut their supply, an accident occurred on the power lines, cutting their electricity and cutting their access from any interuniversal resources. Now, no Bopian was able to leave the district and notify anyone of the emergency, no Bopian could communicate or reach out universally, the electricity was gone, and food rations were running low. Contrary to the Bopians' typical equanimous temperament, now terror and panic abounded. Long bread lines began to form. Bopians who did not have food in their domestic cabinets and could not afford the bread lines began shriveling up and being placed in hospital beds until they died of malnutrition.
Following the deaths of the first few Bopians, a bright spark appeared in the sky. The spark became a light, and the light descended from the skies and onto the village square of this small district. The light beget a colossal gemstone, which was a perfect sphere and towered over the buildings of the district. Crying, ragged, shriveled-up Bopians and their families crawled before the resplendent gemstone. "Save us," they said, "For malnutrition is truly the worst torture for a Bopian, as not only does it kill us inside and out, but it also severs us from our essence as beings. We are desperate, crying, yearning, there is no hope anymore." They asked the gemstone to restore the pipes and tubes, and its stream of sustenance and post-sustenance. Then the gemstone opened up, and from it emerged the director of operations of this private company, as well as its board of directors, a group of eight women. This group of women was part of an extensive cult of female shamans associated with the Yoshi Nazis titled The Eight Goddesses. The scope of operations of this cult was extensive, and they had performed such prior interuniversal feats as inundating the South Korean leader in the human world, President Park Guen-Hye in early 2016. Later country-wide human discovery of the president's involvement as a priestess in this shamanic cult eventually led to her impeachment in late 2016, and subsequent imprisonment in 2018. Some theorize that other prominent leaders are cult members or devotees.
The director told the Bopians that he was part of an interuniversal emergency response crew who possessed power, influence, and resources; and that he was capable of completely restoring the flow of sustenance and post-sustenance in the networks of the district. He told them that the mayor of their district had created and exacerbated the problem due to his death anxiety and deep-seated hatred for all Bopian life. This riled up the shriveled-up Bopians, and the director armed them with weapons and told them to overthrow the mayor and put the director in his place. Hungry and desperate for consolation and purpose, the Bopians grabbed the weapons and went to overthrow the Mayor, storming the capitol building and ransacking its food reserves. They put the director, his eight women, and his spherical gemstone in its place as ruler of the district; as he was the possessor of power, influence, and resources to provide assistance and restore flow of post-sustenance.
As soon as the director was put in power the flow of post-sustenance was restored, and abundance flowed through the pipes and tubes for the Bopians to guzzle. Normalcy was soon re-gained under the new ruler and his eight women. Soon this new governing structure began appointing Yoshi Nazi employees, under cover of expanding the work force. And this is where events get grotesque. As these Bopians were engrossed in guzzling the newly-restored stream, these employees began covertly performing ritual sodomy on them. It sounds ludicrous, but government employees would sneak into Bopian houses and perform such an act. It began with a few sparse cases, but soon a penetrating sensation and prostate stimulation became commonplace when guzzling food for these Bopians.
The phenomenon was reinforced by the new ruler via subliminal advertising campaigns, which co-opted the spherical symbols of the Bopians to look more like gaping anuses, and subtly associated the act of stream-guzzling with anal penetration and probing. Through continual exposure of this advertising in public areas, the collective unconscious of this Bopian district mutated to grow accustomed to such acts. In this way, anal rape became accepted and commonplace in this Bopian community, especially during prolonged post-sustenance guzzling sessions. The Bopians were now fully inundated into the cult of the Yoshi Nazis and their covert ritual sodomy.
Therefore, I would like to urge all listeners to carefully observe all Yoshaic events that they are exposed to. A common technique of the cult is to warm up to the subject via temperament-matching and shared cultural backgrounds, and then to gradually begin slipping more and more Yoshi Nazi associated propaganda into their speech. Soon, the subject may find that they have no mental aversion to anal rape, anal probing, ritual sodomy, or something of this nature; and they might not truly desire such a state of mind.
An Incident
Stemming from the movement that started in 2016 via its founders DerDFIA and JPauers, a vibrant array of Yoshaic cults and communities, from the friendly to the extremist, have been popping up here and there across the holy trinity and its exclaves. Their behavior tends towards the chaotic and unpredictable; they are generally anti-Gamma Concrete and anti-order. They worship a cartoonified depiction of a reptilian idol that lays cosmic eggs and incomprehensibly babbles glossolalia. Many people believe that these Yoshaic movements draw inspiration from Earth Naziism, however the reverse is true, and in fact interuniversal Yoshaic movements served as the inspiration for Earth Naziism.
I would like to warn beings of the ritual sodomy that takes place within Yoshaic communities. Here is an example of an event that occurred in a isolated Bopian district at an exclave not far from my own hidden spacetime perch. These Bopians in this district would directly consume food and water through a network of pipes and tubes. Anyone familiar with Bopian daily life would know that this is common and that usually, they simply sit by the mouth of the tube and let the food flow into their mouth continually. Such continuous-guzzling is a major activity performed by Bopians, the one which fulfills them mentally and spiritually, and the one they are most physically suited to. However, the network of pipes and tubes used by this Bopian district was owned by a private company which had recently appointed a new director of operations who was oriented towards Yoshaic cultism. He had also appointed sub-directors and employees who were similarly oriented.
The Bopians were unaware of this of course, as they did not follow the news of this private company, and even if they were aware, they would have no reason for alarm. This is because Bopians are generally good-natured and thankful towards whomever provides them sustenance and post-sustenance, and due to their district's isolation, they had no consumer choice. The company simply provided the Bopians with food and water, and the Bopians would send information about themselves in return. However, the new Yoshaic board of directors decided to cut off the flow of all food and water to this Bopian village. After this cessation of the flow of their post-sustenance, the Bopians grew restless. They did not panic, because stockpiles of food existed in most domestic cabinets. They were annoyed, but not afraid because the district was small enough for all the Bopians to communicate and ration food to each other whilst cracking jokes about what geometrical shapes they aspired to become as they waited for their beloved stream to return.
Eventually, the Bopians started figuring out this wasn't just a small fluke in the system, but a great cessation. They began sending scouts outside the district to try to figure out what was happening, but they were incapable of walking far enough to get to the next district. As soon as the Bopians began reaching out interuniversally, and theorizing as to who or what may have cut their supply, an accident occurred on the power lines, cutting their electricity and cutting their access from any interuniversal resources. Now, no Bopian was able to leave the district and notify anyone of the emergency, no Bopian could communicate or reach out universally, the electricity was gone, and food rations were running low. Contrary to the Bopians' typical equanimous temperament, now terror and panic abounded. Long bread lines began to form. Bopians who did not have food in their domestic cabinets and could not afford the bread lines began shriveling up and being placed in hospital beds until they died of malnutrition.
Following the deaths of the first few Bopians, a bright spark appeared in the sky. The spark became a light, and the light descended from the skies and onto the village square of this small district. The light beget a colossal gemstone, which was a perfect sphere and towered over the buildings of the district. Crying, ragged, shriveled-up Bopians and their families crawled before the resplendent gemstone. "Save us," they said, "For malnutrition is truly the worst torture for a Bopian, as not only does it kill us inside and out, but it also severs us from our essence as beings. We are desperate, crying, yearning, there is no hope anymore." They asked the gemstone to restore the pipes and tubes, and its stream of sustenance and post-sustenance. Then the gemstone opened up, and from it emerged the director of operations of this private company, as well as its board of directors, a group of eight women. This group of women was part of an extensive cult of female shamans associated with the Yoshi Nazis titled The Eight Goddesses. The scope of operations of this cult was extensive, and they had performed such prior interuniversal feats as inundating the South Korean leader in the human world, President Park Guen-Hye in early 2016. Later country-wide human discovery of the president's involvement as a priestess in this shamanic cult eventually led to her impeachment in late 2016, and subsequent imprisonment in 2018. Some theorize that other prominent leaders are cult members or devotees.
The director told the Bopians that he was part of an interuniversal emergency response crew who possessed power, influence, and resources; and that he was capable of completely restoring the flow of sustenance and post-sustenance in the networks of the district. He told them that the mayor of their district had created and exacerbated the problem due to his death anxiety and deep-seated hatred for all Bopian life. This riled up the shriveled-up Bopians, and the director armed them with weapons and told them to overthrow the mayor and put the director in his place. Hungry and desperate for consolation and purpose, the Bopians grabbed the weapons and went to overthrow the Mayor, storming the capitol building and ransacking its food reserves. They put the director, his eight women, and his spherical gemstone in its place as ruler of the district; as he was the possessor of power, influence, and resources to provide assistance and restore flow of post-sustenance.
As soon as the director was put in power the flow of post-sustenance was restored, and abundance flowed through the pipes and tubes for the Bopians to guzzle. Normalcy was soon re-gained under the new ruler and his eight women. Soon this new governing structure began appointing Yoshi Nazi employees, under cover of expanding the work force. And this is where events get grotesque. As these Bopians were engrossed in guzzling the newly-restored stream, these employees began covertly performing ritual sodomy on them. It sounds ludicrous, but government employees would sneak into Bopian houses and perform such an act. It began with a few sparse cases, but soon a penetrating sensation and prostate stimulation became commonplace when guzzling food for these Bopians.
The phenomenon was reinforced by the new ruler via subliminal advertising campaigns, which co-opted the spherical symbols of the Bopians to look more like gaping anuses, and subtly associated the act of stream-guzzling with anal penetration and probing. Through continual exposure of this advertising in public areas, the collective unconscious of this Bopian district mutated to grow accustomed to such acts. In this way, anal rape became accepted and commonplace in this Bopian community, especially during prolonged post-sustenance guzzling sessions. The Bopians were now fully inundated into the cult of the Yoshi Nazis and their covert ritual sodomy.
Therefore, I would like to urge all listeners to carefully observe all Yoshaic events that they are exposed to. A common technique of the cult is to warm up to the subject via temperament-matching and shared cultural backgrounds, and then to gradually begin slipping more and more Yoshi Nazi associated propaganda into their speech. Soon, the subject may find that they have no mental aversion to anal rape, anal probing, ritual sodomy, or something of this nature; and they might not truly desire such a state of mind.