Post by KanayaGeg on Nov 10, 2019 18:48:14 GMT -5
OK, I feel like some of you numbskulls don't have the slightest INKLING of the rules of the game we're playing so let me kindly outline them for you. I'm doing this for the sake of you all because I know we didn't just descend into the Applehouse to play this game for nothing. Like a geg who has just stranded themselves on a boat in the ocean as a rite of passage to reach maturity and gighood must venture his way back to shore, we as well must justify the effort we have exerted so far and WIN the game no matter the cost.
Firstly, DO NOT CORRUPT THE ROYALS. Seriously. And yes, that includes inflation. I don't care if you have a fetish for balloons. Just go have a BIRTHDAY party or something and don't start projecting your twisted fantasies onto innocent people and Niggi people who are just playing a goddamn game. Oh, and by the way it includes eating and digesting the royals in stomach acid as well in case that wasn't clear. Yeah, I'm talking to you 心. Do you really want to have to physically, chemically, and biologically engineer an entirely new universe where these royals are not dissolved in the stomach acid of some fatso roleplaying as a catgirl so that we can salvage their souls for integration into actual geg society? Didn't think so.
Nextly, we have to actually DISCOVER the royals because we don't even know who they are yet. I mean, all we know is that the APPLEHOUSE has three big cities which comprise its main forces of influence and each one has its own ROYAL. I don't know any NAMES yet but there's a city where a bunch of cockroaches hook up their GENITALS to genital-computer interfaces and get DRUGGED out while watching EGIRL Twitch streams in VR. I'm pretty sure that AUTISTIC guy who plays games in his mind is the royal of that one. Then there's a city where a bunch of gegs perpetually STAB each other with extremely sharp knives and DYING but keep RESPAWNING so that nobody ever actually TOTALLY perishes. But, their blood and GUTS keep on piling up and up and up so the whole city is a complete gory rainbow mess of scattered EXOSKELETON fragments and nobody ever musters up the courage to CLEAN it because it's so disgusting. I'm pretty sure the schizophrenic incel with the Merkabah avatar who can't stop sexting with his tulpa is the royal of that one.
Once we DISCOVER and TRACK DOWN these royals, we finally have to INTEGRATE them. This will be done through a special player character known as the INTEGRATOR, whose role is to INTEGRATE the royals into a new society. Without him, it would be impossible to win the game, so DO NOT KILL HIM. Seriously I'm telling you guys, this guy is literally INTEGRAL to the success of our session so DO NOT KILL, STAB, OR WOUND THIS GUY IN ANY WAY. But we have to figure out who he is first. Because theoretically he could be ANYONE.
Firstly, DO NOT CORRUPT THE ROYALS. Seriously. And yes, that includes inflation. I don't care if you have a fetish for balloons. Just go have a BIRTHDAY party or something and don't start projecting your twisted fantasies onto innocent people and Niggi people who are just playing a goddamn game. Oh, and by the way it includes eating and digesting the royals in stomach acid as well in case that wasn't clear. Yeah, I'm talking to you 心. Do you really want to have to physically, chemically, and biologically engineer an entirely new universe where these royals are not dissolved in the stomach acid of some fatso roleplaying as a catgirl so that we can salvage their souls for integration into actual geg society? Didn't think so.
Nextly, we have to actually DISCOVER the royals because we don't even know who they are yet. I mean, all we know is that the APPLEHOUSE has three big cities which comprise its main forces of influence and each one has its own ROYAL. I don't know any NAMES yet but there's a city where a bunch of cockroaches hook up their GENITALS to genital-computer interfaces and get DRUGGED out while watching EGIRL Twitch streams in VR. I'm pretty sure that AUTISTIC guy who plays games in his mind is the royal of that one. Then there's a city where a bunch of gegs perpetually STAB each other with extremely sharp knives and DYING but keep RESPAWNING so that nobody ever actually TOTALLY perishes. But, their blood and GUTS keep on piling up and up and up so the whole city is a complete gory rainbow mess of scattered EXOSKELETON fragments and nobody ever musters up the courage to CLEAN it because it's so disgusting. I'm pretty sure the schizophrenic incel with the Merkabah avatar who can't stop sexting with his tulpa is the royal of that one.
Once we DISCOVER and TRACK DOWN these royals, we finally have to INTEGRATE them. This will be done through a special player character known as the INTEGRATOR, whose role is to INTEGRATE the royals into a new society. Without him, it would be impossible to win the game, so DO NOT KILL HIM. Seriously I'm telling you guys, this guy is literally INTEGRAL to the success of our session so DO NOT KILL, STAB, OR WOUND THIS GUY IN ANY WAY. But we have to figure out who he is first. Because theoretically he could be ANYONE.