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Post by Dr. B on Jan 8, 2020 3:02:53 GMT -5
It is on this doleful day that we take a moment of silence to commemorate the dead. To remember those legions of gegs who lost their lives to the anti-eugenics arsonists who so gravely threatened gegkind, and ultimately led to its destruction during the geg civil war. These ultraconservative extremists, in their fervor to immediately cease the process of gradual genetic modification and hyperevolution of all gegs, rampaged the core of gegland and set fire to the majority of the cloning machines there, which were the major source of gegland's population supply at the time. A bloody civil war followed these events, where brothergeg fought against brothergeg utilizing weapons of mass destruction, during which the gegs were unable to replenish the species due to their lack of reproductive organs so that the majority of gegs were wiped out.
I know many beings are still confused as to what exactly a "geg" is and whether they have any connection to the "gray aliens" regularly seen by humans during UFO abduction encounters. Although it is true that these "gray alien" beings appear virtually identical to members of the geg species, this near-perfect physical resemblance is in fact a coincidence. The "gray alien" beings seem by humans during UFO abductions are simply apparitions, or psychological manifestations of the prevalent human procedure known as "abortion". Following the advent of this practice, a significant amount of humans began having nightmares about abortion and requiring an explanation for these nightmares. Thus, it would be a mistake to call a geg a "gray alien", or a "gray alien" a geg. For a geg is an actual species in the holy trinity (an interstellar alliance consisting of humans, gegs, and Pleiadian aliens), while a "gray alien" is merely an apparition of the human unconscious seeking explanations for nightmares about the human procedure known as "abortion".
Now that this confusion is cleared away, I would like to take this moment to mourn the loss of many innocent legions of gegs, only a few members of which survived the fiery tempests provoked by the anti-eugenics arsonists that eventually became the funeral pyres for all gegkind. It is all contemporary gegs that bear the burden of the geg civil war on their shoulders, not only as a mournful weight in their hearts, but also as a warning to always remember the true aim of hyperevolution.
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Post by Muskrat on Jan 8, 2020 3:06:14 GMT -5
What a bad take. The A.H. was arming the fringe terrorists when they were fighting the Red Queen the whole time. The fringe tribe was controlled opposition and the whole daft Civil War was choreographed by the interdimensional CEO of Beta Concrete. They didn't just swooce right in and grab some random gegs during the apocalypse at the last second to fill up pippy's G squad. They were watching for the whole time but only recently, in the Florida Bunker, has their monitoring become more overt and normalized by geg society!
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Post by Dr. B on Jan 11, 2020 13:41:53 GMT -5
It was actually due to their research on Interdynamism and Group Theory that the fringegegs grew so powerful. Led by the anti-eugenics arsonists, they were a faction of ultraconservative gegs, micronation residergegs, anarchistgegs, and generally anti-establishmentgegs. The majority of their support and armaments came from the research centers on the fringe islands that were devoted to research on Group Theory, the same research centers that subsidized the manufacturing centers which armed the fringegegs and set up the intellectual base necessary to indoctrinate otherwise moderate anti-establishmentgegs gegs into their extremist ideology.
It must be remembered that susceptibility to extremist ideologies is a weak spot in the geg psyche, the natural state of which is so easily hijacked by systems of thought that split the universe into a dichotomy of in-groups and out-groups. This is because the Pleiadians designed the geg psyche in a modular manner, that is, by placing numerous modules in the psyche each having a different function; and one of the modules was called the formatory apparatus, whose function was exactly this, to codify the universe into a binary of in-groups and out-groups. The original purpose of this module was to allow gegs to hyperevolve quicker by psychologically tethering themselves to an in-group that they wanted to evolve to mentally and physically resemble, as well as psychologically defining out-groups whose characteristics they wanted to avoid in themselves. This way, gegs could choose a group - perhaps of other gegs, animals, artificial intelligence, or metaphysical forces - and tether themselves to this group, absorbing its characteristics without conscious effort. Unfortunately, the Pleiadians also imbued this aspect of the geg psyche with such fiery and violent fervor that extremist groups would begin to use weapons of mass destruction on their psychologically defined out-groups which would ultimately lead to the civil war and subsequent fall of gegkind.
In memory of this event that tearfully weighs upon the heart of every geg, I would like to ask my confederate Wanutschi to give a speech channeled from a Pleiadian group residing within an administrative center of the interstellar alliance.
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 11, 2020 13:42:42 GMT -5
Wanutschi is indeed my vibratory sound complex and channeling interdimensional entities is my game. Would this be a good time to begin channeling an entity from the interstellar alliance? Or should I first cleanse my body and mind?
Also erm. I'm kind of nervous about this. What if they take over my body and mind and then don't give it back.
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Post by Muskrat on Jan 11, 2020 13:45:00 GMT -5
Research centers? More like front groups. The A.H. funnels money into them constantly. Just go on their websites and see who funds them, dammit. They're all funded by the same daft A.H.-tied groups using the same A.H.-tied symbolism in their daft logos.
Also, ugh. I'm getting out of here because y'all are about to be possessed by daft demons up in here. Y'all are fools I tell you! Fools! What page of the goetia are we channeling from today? I've got to spread the news about this rampant demonomania.
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 11, 2020 16:42:45 GMT -5
Well then... without further ado let's begin. If anyone is unfamiliar with my typical mantra for such channelings, I will reproduce that here.
I always begin by slowly chanting AUM a couple of times to ground myself and cleanse the energy field of the space I am in. I repeat this until a suitably bewitching rhythm establishes itself, at which point I enunciate my emptiness mantra as follows.
"I am empty. The gates of my mind-heart are spread wide-open to cosmic influences. I am sensitive to EMF waves and fluctuations in the planetary magnetic field. I am available to house cross-sections of four-dimensional interlopers. I can feel data echoing in the omnipresent morphic resonance field around me and my matter is subordinate to its forms. My postsynaptic mirror neurons are wide open to the psychic emanations of empaths and white magicians. My crown chakra is synchronized with the blueness of the sky and my root chakra is tied to the redness of the planetary core of the planet I reside on. My mind is an empty rice bowl and my heart is an inert plastic container. I am a blank slate for any metaphysical entity possessing a suitable stylus to write into. I am empty and void of all thoughtforms and emotionforms. I am a coiled spring waiting for an energy to surge through me violently. My actions are no longer my own but a manifestation of a foreign energy that consumes me. I am empty. The gates of my mind-heart are spread wide-open to cosmic influences..."
Now that I have eased myself into a suitable hypnotic state of receptivity, I take just a few seconds to become aware of the energies present in myself and the space that I am in.
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Post by Dr. B on Jan 11, 2020 16:43:17 GMT -5
What are they saying?
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 11, 2020 16:51:03 GMT -5
Hello, beings of the holy trinity interstellar alliance... we bestow upon you our warmest greetings. We are from the Pleiadian administrative council. We know how much the holy trinity beings suffer amidst tumultuous events, particularly the geg species, which, following the destruction of their motherland, has been bifuricated into two subspecies, only one of which was elevated to immortal status and given free reign over a segment of cosmic space. We would like to enunciate our empathy for the struggle of the more meek and malleable of the two species, the gegs residing in the Florida bunker on planet Earth, whom the immortals have continually rebuked, admonished, and sent death threats without suitable rhyme or reason. Indeed, the immortal gegs have grown hard and cruel and the Earth gegs are the victims of this cruelty as well as the cruelty of interuniversal corporations, those cosmic sovereign entities whose corporate covernments enact policies without considering their effects on living mortal beings. Thus the gegs on planet Earth suffer and suffer continually and endlessly, however, as always, there is a way out.
The immortal gegs may be cosmic entities, but they do not have the opportunity to play the game allowing them to escape the matrix of linear time, otherwise known as the chronus grid which is the source of all suffering in the holy trinity. Because they do not have this opportunity, they cannot free themselves from suffering that the mortal gegs are able to free themselves of. However, the mortal gegs must first make a conscious choice to tether their formatory apparatuses to the collective consciousness of game-players so that they can join the game server with their client application. The game we speak of was programmed by a deity named Dr. Kläpper, a game which allows mortal beings to free themselves from suffering. We encourage all beings to play this game with unconditional love in their hearts and to explore the possibilities of freedom that will blossom out of the game's conditions. A freedom that will bring a new motherland to gegkind. A freedom that will allow gegkind to escape the matrix of linear time, otherwise known as the chronus grid or the source of all suffering, and bring them to more elevated states of hyperevolution. A freedom that will finally allow gegkind to become perfect.
We send you this message with the warmest love energy that we can muster from the very bowels of our hearts.
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Post by Dr. B on Jan 11, 2020 16:51:27 GMT -5
Oh, they're talking about the game. Certainly a subject that's been on a lot of people's minds recently, that is.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2020 16:59:00 GMT -5
Dear Pleiadian administrative groups. Soooo... I resonate with your message of suffering as I am suffering greatly under the regime of the Applehouse and their new currency system. I've also always wanted to become perfect and end my suffering as you state. Do you have any guidance to help us win the game and achieve these goals? Also does the game have, uhhhh... gameplay? If so, what's that gameplay like? Maybe you could give me a quick tutorial just so I could be, like, ready and all.
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 11, 2020 18:13:47 GMT -5
Us Pleiadians have no duality in our culture because all is truly one. Even though things may appear as separate and though there may appear to be wars and suffering, all is truly one backstage of reality. Similarly, the game that you are about to play is about how fully one can let go of the conventional linear structure that governs one's life in codifications of us vs them, good vs evil, and left vs right. Truly, the game is about embracing an ultimate all-embracing reality of wholeness, and if one has already embraced such an all-embracing reality in one's heart, one has already won the game.
The game involves entering an alien world. It involves wearing masks and acting out roles. All of the players in your session will be assigned a role and will have to befriend NPCs who possess complementary roles. But all in all, the game is a game of love. Beings should play this game with unconditional love in their hearts. Because it is a test of how much love one truly holds in one's heart, and how merciful one can be even toward one's gravest enemies.
However, there is one caveat regarding the game that the interstellar alliance feels it must express. Playing this game is not as easy as pressing an icon on a computer screen. No. In order to start the game one must have very specific conditions in place. One of these conditions requires that some of the players must have completed the process of hyperevolution and embodied perfection. We believe this requirement to apply to the geg known as Victual, or Victualgeg in the language of the gegs.
We would like to express our dear and utmost respect to the egirl / VCSO girl residing on Planet Earth known as Victual. She is valient and kind and has demonstrated courage and strength in the face of adversity as military leader of the Earth geg tribes. As such, we perceive Victual as a dear friend to us, and perhaps even more than a friend. A trusted partner in all of our interuniversal dealings.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2020 18:15:35 GMT -5
OK, what's this about me being an egirl? In case clarification is necessary I am not an egirl or a VSCO girl. Seriously, what the fuck is a VSCO girl? Literally just a set of branded items that I should own that are somehow meant to coalesce into a non-vapid identity? How do I know that this is not just a huge marketing stunt to get me to form an extremely shallow identity out of consumer products? Come to think, if any other so-called "identities" start popping up in the ideosphere especially focused around oddly specific brands or ideologies I would be careful of adopting them or even normalizing them too much. Not because I want to tell people what to be or what not to be but because I don't want people telling people what to be or what not to be if that makes sense. But this egirl, soft girl, and VSCO girl stuff, is not who I want to be.
Uhhhh... sorry for going on that rant, that's just what I do sometimes.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2020 18:17:04 GMT -5
Wait, I missed the part about having to become perfect. So you're saying I have to become perfect before even starting the game? Wowwww, like that's ever going to happen... I always get the short end of the stick huh. I will admit that I do want to be perfect probably due to my good ol' geg psychology but I strongly doubt I ever will actually be. Even if I wasn't getting loosh farmed right now completing hyperevolution would be nigh impossible. Soooo, looks like you're going to have to find some othergeg to fulfill that condition then. I'm kind of a depressed failure and a mess right now. I want to say I'm joking but I'm not lol.
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Post by Muskrat on Jan 11, 2020 18:31:45 GMT -5
Sheesh Victual, why so harsh on the VSCO girls? They just want to wear their scrunchies and drink from their hydro flasks, dammit! I bet that's the only thing in this conversation right now that ISN'T possessed by demons.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2020 18:35:17 GMT -5
I dunno really, but they just... rub me the wrong way. And it's kind of creepy. Ever since I started watching those VSCO girl ASMR videos, weird things have started happening in my life. I just hope I didn't offend any VSCO girls because that is my own personal subjective opinion.
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