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Post by the-one-true-conservative-geg on May 6, 2016 16:43:41 GMT -5
Lets play a little game fellows.
It's the year 5,000 BG. You are fighting against a 5 foot tall geg, you are also a 5 foot tall geg and you are both armed with wooden spears. You are both slim, slender, and equal in physical strength. You are in a grassland about 12 feet away from each other. It is the morning so you can see everything around you very well.
Rolling a 1 results in a missed strike/fail
2-3 is a graze/minor success
4-5 is a hit/success
6 is a devastating blow/major success
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Post by rapgeg on May 7, 2016 17:55:14 GMT -5
ah shitz man i dun rlly rememba how da old timez went (and mah rnk is so lo, lol) but shit man ill giv it a try. ill jst use dis kool dice dingy.
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oh yeah, for mah action, ima gunna fck dat guy up wit mah spear. i hpe i can do it.
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Post by rapgeg on May 7, 2016 17:56:21 GMT -5
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yisssssssssssssssss
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Post by the-one-true-conservative-geg on May 7, 2016 18:41:58 GMT -5
You throw the spear through the air, it lands and embeds itself into his right shoulder. The geg lets out a scream and falls to the ground on his side, struggling to get up but clearly wounded.
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Post by the-one-true-conservative-geg on May 7, 2016 19:10:55 GMT -5
Wait, oops, I forgot that conservative gegs have exoskeletons. Sorry, my whole family removed them years ago.
That spear bounces off the geg's shoulder. His body shudders and he almost loses his balance, but then he looks back up at you with a disgruntled expression. He lifts his spear and charges towards you, aiming for your eyes!!
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Post by rapgeg on May 7, 2016 21:05:02 GMT -5
nah man its fine, id consider mahself way uh, da english word was liberal rght?, but lik i relly dun care bout dem geg politics ya kno what i mean? i jst love fucking around wit a rocket gun and makin sickass raps.
oh shit i got off topic again. uh, aight, i got this, basically im gunna try to run off and look for rocks and some shit to make fire with. i gotta upgrade mah weaponz bruh.
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Post by the-one-true-conservative-geg on May 8, 2016 3:09:24 GMT -5
You choose just the right moment to run from his attack. However, as you run, your opponent picks up both his spear and your spear, and throws them both at you. The first misses you, and the second bounces off your heel, causing slight pain but you can still run. Trailing a few feet behind, he chases you, looking like he wants to handle you with his bare hands. (And yes, you two are using the crappiest weapons in the history of gegkind)
As you run for your life in this clear, open grassland, you orient yourself using your memory and knowledge:
To the North: A dense forest.
To the South: A large body of water.
To the East: Your camp. Familiar gegs are there, your son, your love, a fire, weapons, supplies are there.
To the West: Unknown, maybe where this geg came from.
However, most of your energy is focused on running from this geg.
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Post by rapgeg on May 9, 2016 3:04:49 GMT -5
oh shiz, betta go east den. i mean, i could risk gettin mah family killd but, its worth a shot.
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Post by rapgeg on May 9, 2016 3:06:11 GMT -5
shiz man i am like the luckiest geg ever. guess dat makes sense since im somehow stil alive aftr da war.
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Post by the-one-true-conservative-geg on May 10, 2016 2:33:17 GMT -5
You are very lucky, but the circumstances are stacked against you. The pure force of geg adrenaline pushing keeping you ahead of your pursuer, you sidestep all the large rocks and sticks in your path by strokes of pure luck. You manage to make it about halfway to the camp. You can see smoke rising in the distance. The sheer amount of gegs there would easily defeat this lone geg.
However, your task is unyielding, the camp is still far away, and in order to ignore the growing pain in your right foot and make it there alive, you will need another burst of strength from the gods.
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Post by rapgeg on May 14, 2016 0:06:53 GMT -5
oh shiz dawg. i see ur makin it way mre dramatic and shiz by doin dat halfway ding but i bet i can handle it lol. so yeah, i guess ill keep heading est lke befor.
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Post by Konstruckgeg on Feb 2, 2017 17:19:02 GMT -5
Hey, rap geg,
are you alive?
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Post by Konstruckgeg on Feb 7, 2017 22:50:51 GMT -5
Wow.
He's finally dead.
I knew that he was going to die eventually
since he was stuck in that machine.
And since all the gegs evacuated, there would
be no one to get him out.
I'm suprised he lasted as long as he did
given the time of the posts.
Assuming Koleiki is right, then I wonder
who is next in line?
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