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Post by green eggs on May 7, 2016 18:14:49 GMT -5
Guys, I am right now in an eggtremely bad situation that definitely doesn't seem to have its sunny side up anytime soon. A weird creature came aboard the ship and hijacked it only to kill the queen. I am simply in eggtreme shock. I knew the queen was powered down once she lost the bond with her husband and that universe but I swear the queen would of been able to put up a way better fight. Something's not right here. Did this weird creature have some sort of foresight? This creature also might of killed our guy who was coming to help us too which might eggsplain why he never came to pick us up and save us from the queen. Thank god most of us appeared to be inanimate objects or we might of also met a similar fate.
Right now, I'm still on the ship and it's going very fast (traveling through universes take an eggtremely longer amount of time.) so my transmissions might be delayed. This happened on the 11th of February 2016 using Earth's time and its Gregorian Calendar. I'll send you more information in the meantime. I hope it isn't too late once I tell you what's happening so you can stop this guy.
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Post by green eggs on May 10, 2016 1:19:40 GMT -5
Alright, here's another update for everyone. Right now, around 2 to 3 days after this horrible event happened, I noticed that the creature had something very weird in his grasp as it looked like in was in the shape of a DNA molecule but different. It would bend and move and have this weird negative space effect on it, almost as if you were looking into another world.
I couldn't really make sense of it but it looks eggtremely fantastical and out of this world! I can barely describe it. I think this may be the main tool that this creature used to defeat the Red Queen which only highlights it eggtreme power and potential.
I've been trying so hard to eavesdrop but there's not much I can do since this creature isn't really speaking verbally with anyone or writing much down. Right now, I'm seeing if I can possibly use my own magic powers to send signals to other flying ships or machines out there to maybe stop this. I also really hope this creature doesn't enjoy eggs if it gets peckish!
*Sigh* I just wish all of this misfortune never happened. I would still be one of the most renowned wizards in the world if it weren't for her. Now I'm just a random food object. Maybe I'll talk about myself more in some days. I don't know, I really feel scared that something else might happen to me soon.
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Post by cockroachgeg on May 10, 2016 2:45:12 GMT -5
OMG theBopian is that you???
Please stop hiding and tell that guy how much I like the sound of the leter 'b' too!!!!!!! HE NEEDS TO KNOW MY APPRECIATION OF HI!?!?!J#!IOPJ#I!J#OJIO#!?!?#!INFINAFOIANFIANFOIAFNAOIFNAIOFNASOIFIOAJFdoisjfdosijfosidnfosi fnsdoaifjodasi fjodisfj osadfjoisdj fisdjfidoritos
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Post by chillgeg on May 10, 2016 2:49:38 GMT -5
whoa take a chill pill, did yo just pick like a random name from the dawg pound o somthin?
besides the bopian is my object of desire not yourse.
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Post by cockroachgeg on May 10, 2016 2:52:48 GMT -5
JUST TELL HISM THAT COCKROACHHEG LOVES HIM (also also the letter b) AND HE WILL INSTANTLY FORGET EVERYTHING HES DOING RIGHT NOW and HE WILL EMBRACE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by chillgeg on May 10, 2016 2:56:57 GMT -5
wow jesus calm down i already told you the bopian is mine not youres. do you not know how to control your emotiones?
also why are you acting like the bopian is a god or somethin? yes he is a fine person that our hearts both yearn but jsut relaxe. we need to settle this somehowe.
seriously we may have to battle each other or something if this goes on. obviously i will win because i can actualy control meself.
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Post by Randal on May 12, 2016 16:44:52 GMT -5
Whoa! Wait a minute, Green Eggs! I have a question! (I hope it transmits to you in time.) Seeing as your people were turned into random objects by the Red Queen and seeing the thing that Mr.Cornfield posted, you know, this document thing. I was wondering... are you... a geg?! I don't know, I just find it hard to believe...
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Post by green eggs on May 13, 2016 12:16:12 GMT -5
I think this may be my final message. After getting some more glimpses, I found out that that mysterious creature was actually a geg. I'm surprised why I didn't recognize it as a geg before. Maybe I was scared and didn't really think to check the finer details. But that's not important. This survivor geg obviously was a rebel. Despite his circumstances, he was determined to eggsecute the queen by baiting her to go to earth through the intervention of Kätzgeg. This regicide just had to be planned out! I'm not sure how that geg did it but he must have had a long list of things to do to perfectly get it so that the things that needed to happen, happened. Just my thoughts.
You know, it's sort of weird. I've heard geg society didn't used to be ruled by monarchs. Gegs speak of tales, going back many years ago recounting that it had some weird honor system that included the "Highest Gegs" specifically referring to the Gegs with the rank 13th to 0th at the top. And then these gegs would say that those Highest Gegs were slain by this Red Queen allowing her to completely change gegg society forever. Sorry, I meant geg. Anyway, since the gegs were impressed, they let her change many geg things and create a more European human like society. It's eggtremely weird, I know.
I almost like to think those are just misconceptions and that things were always a monarchy but then, when I was still a normal geg, I looked around finding things about our past. It was sort of eerie and I stopped doing it but it just kept pulling me back because of how the evidence sort of lined up. I really don't want to go into it. Don't even try to ask me anything, the transmission will take far too long now and I think all hope for stopping this hulking geg is lost. He's just going to unknowingly eat me. It's ineggsorable.
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Post by Randal on May 13, 2016 15:30:47 GMT -5
Wow... These twists... I just can't believe it... Don't worry Green Eggs! I'll get someone to help you and stop that geg in time before he uh, does something else bad! I'll figure something out!
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