Post by mrcornfield on Jul 28, 2018 16:20:53 GMT -5
*puts on jacket*
Phhhhoooey! What a rainy day! What dreary, dreary clouds! I'm tired of sitting around! This is your MC, Mr. Cornfield, on the lookout for tickets to Ponyworld as always. I'm always on the lookout for poor scum to help with random tasks! Let's turn this guy into a cat, by the powers of YOSHI and his universal benefactor, the UNIVERSAL MUSTARD SNAKE! And now I will perform the experiment...
OH UNIVERSAL MUSTARD SNAKE, BESTOW UPON ME THE POWERS OF YOSHI TO TURN THIS GUY INTO A CAT! (and thus a blade of grass hath been sacrificed... I shed a tear silently in the wind)
The next stage: The following mantra must be repeated ten times!
KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM!
Oh Yoshi, please send the UNIVERSAL MUSTARD SNAKE to say "sssssssssssssssss..."
"sssssssssssssssssssss..." ... this is what the snakes say, yes, say snakes the what is this ... "sssssssssssssssssss..."
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssss
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and the grass moves in the wind with the rhythm of my jacket and my hair is blowing, the music weaves through the streaks of leaves in the air, i can feel the power of yoshi and all nature, and suddenly a parcel drops down from an airplane and i see an advertisement to go to ponyworld but i reject this, and i continue despite it all, the wind is beating against my chest, the clouds are alift and aloft, the sound waves beckon worshipfully to my attention, i see the mathematical motions of the winds and the ocean and the leaves, and suddenly i see that
A MESSAGE FROM YOSHI HAS ARRIVED
"Yoshi does not like vagina! Yoshi likes mustard!"
The experiment has been completed. Universal mustard snake is pleased.
Phhhhoooey! What a rainy day! What dreary, dreary clouds! I'm tired of sitting around! This is your MC, Mr. Cornfield, on the lookout for tickets to Ponyworld as always. I'm always on the lookout for poor scum to help with random tasks! Let's turn this guy into a cat, by the powers of YOSHI and his universal benefactor, the UNIVERSAL MUSTARD SNAKE! And now I will perform the experiment...
OH UNIVERSAL MUSTARD SNAKE, BESTOW UPON ME THE POWERS OF YOSHI TO TURN THIS GUY INTO A CAT! (and thus a blade of grass hath been sacrificed... I shed a tear silently in the wind)
The next stage: The following mantra must be repeated ten times!
KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM! KAKA MAKA FAKA PAKA BAKA KOO KOO, KOO KOO KOO, BABABABABABA DOOM! THE MIGHT OF YOSHI IS ALOOM!
Oh Yoshi, please send the UNIVERSAL MUSTARD SNAKE to say "sssssssssssssssss..."
"sssssssssssssssssssss..." ... this is what the snakes say, yes, say snakes the what is this ... "sssssssssssssssssss..."
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssss
ss
s
s
and the grass moves in the wind with the rhythm of my jacket and my hair is blowing, the music weaves through the streaks of leaves in the air, i can feel the power of yoshi and all nature, and suddenly a parcel drops down from an airplane and i see an advertisement to go to ponyworld but i reject this, and i continue despite it all, the wind is beating against my chest, the clouds are alift and aloft, the sound waves beckon worshipfully to my attention, i see the mathematical motions of the winds and the ocean and the leaves, and suddenly i see that
A MESSAGE FROM YOSHI HAS ARRIVED
"Yoshi does not like vagina! Yoshi likes mustard!"
The experiment has been completed. Universal mustard snake is pleased.