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Post by Ddawg on Jan 2, 2015 2:05:10 GMT -5
goddammit Ex I'm gonna get a warning from Proboards lol the funny thing is I probably actually will nah but seriously welcome back
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Post by anathigs on Jan 2, 2015 2:06:17 GMT -5
OK so I really like human bodies. Don't get me wrong it's not really sexual, but it kind of is.
Basically I worship the human body (of both genders). I attempt to appreciate every single detail of every human body, and how each one is unique. The body is truly a feast for the eyes, since there are so many parts to look at, including legs, arms, chest, and everything else. The only way to appreciate it, unless you have an amazing brain capable of taking all that in at once, is to look at every part separately. You can also appreciate the whole body for what it is entirely, but then you lose all the complex detail.
Even something as simple as the leg I can stare at for hours. The female leg, starting from the foot upward, curves in multiple directions. I move my finger up these curves countless times, and think about what they mean. The further up I go the more interesting it gets. For every woman the curves are just a little bit different.
The male penis is truly a wonder. It is amazing to see the subtle differences in the penises of many males, but when you examine just a single penis for what it is, you realize what you've been missing. I like to trace my finger down the top of the shaft, appreciating the small bumps and crevasses along the way. I usually repeat this countless times, until I finally get to the tip of the penis. The tip has a completely different texture from the shaft, and the top of the penis has a truly exquisite shape. When I appreciate the shape of the tip I try to forget the amazing shape of the shaft, and vice versa, lest my brain get overwhelmed.
The bottom of the penis is a whole other experience. There is a vein running down it which I find very interesting, and the texture is completely different from any other penis part. The bottom of the tip feels completely different too, until I move my finger around the tip back to the top, and briefly remember the sublime place I came from. And don't get me started on the balls. They are so wonderful I can't even begin to explain.
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 2, 2015 2:12:34 GMT -5
discuss
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 2, 2015 2:24:55 GMT -5
DISCUSS
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Post by Bizz on Jan 2, 2015 17:19:08 GMT -5
I leave for less than 24 hours and wtf happened. @ddawg I wouldn't worry about a warning, that pic looks harmless @anathigs Hey guys we have a classic Greek person here. @ex Look Ex. What if I wanted to make a sexual joke? DOES THAT MAKE ME WANT IT?! GAH (in the style of that nerd from napoleon dynamite ) BizzWhy did I do that. Also to be honest this forum is prone to doing crazy stuff within 24 hours. Bizz who @ddawg Wait, what is there to say about that? Bizz who @anathigs Uh... Bizz who @ex Oh dear god. Bizz who BizzYeah, this needs to stop.
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Post by nig on Jan 2, 2015 17:45:54 GMT -5
Aw, thanks ew. I enjoyed that.
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Post by Bizz on Jan 2, 2015 18:02:40 GMT -5
Ooh~! Now use the Cyrillic alphabet to make gibberish!
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Use these guys.
DONT MAKE ME DO THE THING
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 3, 2015 0:29:15 GMT -5
WAIT
I think that guy purposely positioned his linebreaks to make a sexy textline of some sort
but I'll let Ex trace it, he's more diligent than I am
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 3, 2015 1:01:23 GMT -5
oh
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Post by Bizz on Jan 3, 2015 2:32:22 GMT -5
YOU WANT SEXY TEXT LINES?
Let's use coding botox.
For example:
We here at Beta Concrete can simply go in your h- -ouse and give you the c oncrete fix that you so- ever desire. let us tur- -n that frown upside do- wn with our great speeds and technologies. let us now hear one of our tes- -timonials by yours tru- ly- Micheal Jackson IIII
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 3, 2015 2:37:06 GMT -5
roman numerals do not compute
IV = 4
IIII = ??????????????
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Post by Bizz on Jan 3, 2015 2:50:20 GMT -5
I think we need Aunt Sasha.
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