do you guys think lizards and snakes are hot as fuck?

BE CAREFUL THEY CAN BITE

I think one of Yoshi's major Ubermensch-beings is actually trying to contact me through the phlegm lines. My hypothesis is that Yoshi has extended himself into a being which is now trying to contact me. He's saying something about his "compatriot toad", dragging a recycle bin into a recycle bin, "information distribution systems", the "Applehouse" entity, and something about my name being "piquant". Well I will make a post if it becomes clear what he is saying. All I know is that I'm getting major Yoshaic signals right now.

have u tried folding your hand becuse you gotta full house

Whoa! Is that were all the gegs went?! The mystery has been solved! WOO GEGS

Ni🅱🅱a, that's cus Fabio was a damn geg at one point but due to some fucking divine intervention he became a fucking woke-ass deadass god. My personal theory is that he was born a trap and came to realize his trapdom giving him those divine powers but whatever.

I would recommend Fabio too but he's deadass busy so in the meantime, we want to get crafty. From my small knowledge of gegs, you should convince them that the chicken celebration is coming up and get them to all get inside some other room. Before they get there, hide a ton of explosives in the drywall and fuck em up.

Or maybe get them all in a dump truck and take them on a ride and drop them off somewhere into the sea, quicksand, or into wet cement or some shit.

Or wait! Trick them to all drink poisonous shit like bleach or whatever poisonous chemical shit is out there. You're a scientist so you'd probably know what would really kill em good ahahaha.

Or I guess you could drive them into a forest and have wolves and bears kill them. Idk.

Yes. And I will deadass be as fucking offensive as I wish, 🅱.

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Okay then. Well, I should probably interject and explain some issues with your methods aside from their heartless nature. Gegs have deliberately designed themselves to withstand and deal with most life threatening situations. At this rate, usually only gegs can beat gegs. Explosives probably won't do too much due to their hard and yet flexible shells.

The sea wouldn't really kill them and they'll probably just swim back. Most of gegland is a sea so they are no stranger to water. Some gegs don't really need to breathe so suffocation in quicksand and wet cement probably wouldn't do much. Not to mention gegs are pretty strong so they'll just break out of those substances with sheer force.

I'm not sure about the poisonous chemical bit but gegs have been designing themselves to reduce being affected by various illnesses or internal bodily harm. Who knows, that actually might work. Just be careful when pulling it off. If they see Scientist as a threat in anyway, they may just kill him and take the house for themselves (which is also I'm advocating a peaceful way to fix this.)

Gegs have fought against to the equivalent to what you would consider mammoths and whales at least a hundred years back. Bears and wolves would pose no problem. It also doesn't help that there's a group of gegs.

I think the safest and best thing to somehow convince them out of the house and convince them so good that they won't want to come back for whatever reason. That the gegs don't feel threatened to kill the Scientist (except if the threat that convinces them to leave is the Scientist.) and Scientist gets his peace of mind back.