Post by hisperic on Dec 16, 2017 21:52:23 GMT -5
Okay everyone. I've been speaking to this Yoshi guy for a bit and he's saying some interesting stuff. Here is my conversation with him. I will probably ask more questions later and if you have suggestions for questions just let me know.
Me: Hi is this Yoshi?
Hi Apple33cock. Yeah I'm one of Yoshi's closest penetratives and pretty much the main English speaking one. My compatriot Toad was telling me about you actually. He wanted me to say your username is quite 'piquant'. So yeah, we are the Annunkai or whatever all the Yoshi Nazis say we are. I don't really know much about what goes on in Yoshi's head he usually just does what he does man. But yeah, if Yoshi penetrates you you're pretty much a God like Fabio so if it happens to you that's awesome.
Question: What is the goal of Yoshi?
Well man, it's pretty much just to penetrate people and bring the glorious seed of the Volkisch Yoshis down to certain planets, I dunno what else to say man. If you've been penetrated you've been penetrated, if you haven't, well, just chill out and relax and hope that it happens soon. I do know that Yoshi's computer had a bunch of viruses in it so he retaliated by "moving the recycle bin into the recycle bin" whatever that means. His desktop icons were all phallus shaped objects like obelisks or something but they were all different shapes and sizes. He also has a bunch of "yoshi eggs" stashed in his closet and either they are going to hatch or he's going to throw them at somebody. Also sometimes I hear him licking stuff in the bathroom but don't ask me man I don't know the guy.
Question: What should be our goal?
I mean I'd say get penetrated by Yoshi and all, but you have to face it man, he's probably not going to penetrate too many people and the people who were already penetrated are probably the main penetratives anyway because the reptilians only like certain people. So I would say you should just relax and chill out and smoke weed. You gotta realize this forum is green, Yoshi is green, come on man, somebody is probably trying to tell you something. Just relax and smoke weed man. Relax and let reptiles be reptiles.
Question: Who is your compatriot Toad?
Oh that guy? Yeah, he's a doozy, long story short there was some guy named Ethan White and he made a bunch of Toad Facts and Toad Commandments which lead to various Toad Games and Toad Universes being created I think. There's also Toadism and some sort of Church of Toad but I don't think it's too serious it's mostly a bunch of little kids who will worship anything they can get their grubby little hands on. It's pretty much like McDonalds or Burger King. Anyway this Toad guy speaks this Toad language which is pretty much just "toad toad toad" but somehow everyone knows what he's saying. I dunno man, if you understand you understand, if you don't you don't. But yeah, him and Yoshi are cool, they talk to each other very often. One time I remember they were on this Racing News show and they almost died but it was a close call man.
Question: How does Yoshi feel about the Applehouse?
I don't even know if he knows it exists man. But I overall feel pretty neutral and don't care one way or the other. Just let them do what they want man you know? I'm sure some Apple dudes will get penetrated, some non Apple dudes will be imbued with the Volkisch seed, it's all relative man. Some people say they were doing similar things. For example I know Yoshi was genetically modifying gegs awhile ago at the same time the Applehouse was just because it was the cool thing to do. It was in fashion at the time. But hey, the humans are doing pretty much the same thing with CRISPR right now and I'm pretty sure there will be human hyperevolution soon. I mean the whole world is a jumbled mess so just relax and if you're penetrated you're penetrated.
Question: What is the purpose of Fabio?
The Yoshi Eggs won't fertilize themselves is all I'm gonna say to that one. The Yoshi eggs ain't going to fertilize themselves and Yoshi ain't going to fertilize them so if you think the Hoh Rapture is going to happen without those eggs getting fertilized you've got another thing coming.
Question: If Yoshi had the Omnishekel, what would he do?
Oh, he's a real kind soul in his heart. He'd probably just penetrate everyone and make everyone a god like Fabio. Or maybe he'd just clone Toad billions of times and create some sort of hellish landscape out of his skin I dunno. By the way, I wanted to say that your name is really piquant. That "33" really fits my style.
Me: Ok thanks dude I'll ask more questions later.
Hi Apple33cock. Yeah I'm one of Yoshi's closest penetratives and pretty much the main English speaking one. My compatriot Toad was telling me about you actually. He wanted me to say your username is quite 'piquant'. So yeah, we are the Annunkai or whatever all the Yoshi Nazis say we are. I don't really know much about what goes on in Yoshi's head he usually just does what he does man. But yeah, if Yoshi penetrates you you're pretty much a God like Fabio so if it happens to you that's awesome.
Question: What is the goal of Yoshi?
Well man, it's pretty much just to penetrate people and bring the glorious seed of the Volkisch Yoshis down to certain planets, I dunno what else to say man. If you've been penetrated you've been penetrated, if you haven't, well, just chill out and relax and hope that it happens soon. I do know that Yoshi's computer had a bunch of viruses in it so he retaliated by "moving the recycle bin into the recycle bin" whatever that means. His desktop icons were all phallus shaped objects like obelisks or something but they were all different shapes and sizes. He also has a bunch of "yoshi eggs" stashed in his closet and either they are going to hatch or he's going to throw them at somebody. Also sometimes I hear him licking stuff in the bathroom but don't ask me man I don't know the guy.
Question: What should be our goal?
I mean I'd say get penetrated by Yoshi and all, but you have to face it man, he's probably not going to penetrate too many people and the people who were already penetrated are probably the main penetratives anyway because the reptilians only like certain people. So I would say you should just relax and chill out and smoke weed. You gotta realize this forum is green, Yoshi is green, come on man, somebody is probably trying to tell you something. Just relax and smoke weed man. Relax and let reptiles be reptiles.
Question: Who is your compatriot Toad?
Oh that guy? Yeah, he's a doozy, long story short there was some guy named Ethan White and he made a bunch of Toad Facts and Toad Commandments which lead to various Toad Games and Toad Universes being created I think. There's also Toadism and some sort of Church of Toad but I don't think it's too serious it's mostly a bunch of little kids who will worship anything they can get their grubby little hands on. It's pretty much like McDonalds or Burger King. Anyway this Toad guy speaks this Toad language which is pretty much just "toad toad toad" but somehow everyone knows what he's saying. I dunno man, if you understand you understand, if you don't you don't. But yeah, him and Yoshi are cool, they talk to each other very often. One time I remember they were on this Racing News show and they almost died but it was a close call man.
Question: How does Yoshi feel about the Applehouse?
I don't even know if he knows it exists man. But I overall feel pretty neutral and don't care one way or the other. Just let them do what they want man you know? I'm sure some Apple dudes will get penetrated, some non Apple dudes will be imbued with the Volkisch seed, it's all relative man. Some people say they were doing similar things. For example I know Yoshi was genetically modifying gegs awhile ago at the same time the Applehouse was just because it was the cool thing to do. It was in fashion at the time. But hey, the humans are doing pretty much the same thing with CRISPR right now and I'm pretty sure there will be human hyperevolution soon. I mean the whole world is a jumbled mess so just relax and if you're penetrated you're penetrated.
Question: What is the purpose of Fabio?
The Yoshi Eggs won't fertilize themselves is all I'm gonna say to that one. The Yoshi eggs ain't going to fertilize themselves and Yoshi ain't going to fertilize them so if you think the Hoh Rapture is going to happen without those eggs getting fertilized you've got another thing coming.
Question: If Yoshi had the Omnishekel, what would he do?
Oh, he's a real kind soul in his heart. He'd probably just penetrate everyone and make everyone a god like Fabio. Or maybe he'd just clone Toad billions of times and create some sort of hellish landscape out of his skin I dunno. By the way, I wanted to say that your name is really piquant. That "33" really fits my style.
Me: Ok thanks dude I'll ask more questions later.
