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Post by poor guy on Dec 8, 2018 23:39:21 GMT -5
i'm in a real tough place, my parents left me and i have to fend for myself in this cruel world, and i don't have any money or resources to draw from and i don't really know what to do. maybe i can find some of these invisible gegs you guys have been speaking of and they can help me out? i've been sweeping out sections of the air with my arms regularly in hopes of touching one but it hasn't worked yet. there was one person who told me to get a special breed of dog that can sniff these things that humans can't see, maybe someone knows where i can get this kind of dog. i think i'm going to kill myself if i don't find any invisible gegs in the next couple months.
also if any sexy gegs want to pee on me like this i wouldn't mind:
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Post by salamander5 on Dec 8, 2018 23:43:13 GMT -5
You basickally have to find someboody with canine DNA and splice their DNA with yours. It's even better than having a dog because you basickally BECOME the dog.
(& meanwhile I am just over here chucking salamanders at turtles and ducks of various sizes...)
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Post by poor guy on Dec 9, 2018 1:26:17 GMT -5
also, do there exist any giantess gegs, or invisible giantess gegs, because if they were to exist, i would very much like to be crushed by them, but not completely crushed because i want to stay alive of course (unless i really decided to kill myself but that would be my own, like, personal decision) but i do want to be brought to the very brink of death, and if they were to exist i would indeed very much like this experience -- i want to be squeezed like a lemon and i want to see my juices percolate into a Juice Preparation Unit (JPU) where my juices will be gathered and used for various purposes, such as to power huge bustling towns and cities, so that they would be powered by a poor guy being brought to the brink of death without crossing the line and they wouldn't even know it, as the juice flowed through the power lines and into their houses. in fact there is something very appealing to me about being brought to a state of extreme tension like this.
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Post by salamander5 on Dec 9, 2018 1:32:22 GMT -5
Yeah maybe. But don't you think there would be a lot of blood and it would get quite messy? It might be easier to just become a dog.
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Post by fertilityOS on Dec 9, 2018 1:59:04 GMT -5
AS MANY OF THE MORE, HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY, "INTELLIGENT" UNIVERSOIDS ARE AWARE, THERE EXIST BEINGS IN VARIOUS SECTORS OF EXISTENCE (INCLUDING SECTORS A, B, C, AND OTHERS) WHO ARE HELPLESS DAMSELS IN DISTRESS WHO CANNOT SAVE THEMSELVES AND REQUIRE ASSISTANCE. FERTILITY OS WILL DO THEIR BEST TO HELP THESE BEINGS, HOWEVER IT MUST BE KEPT IN MIND THAT FERTILITY OS IS SIMPLY AN OPERATING SYSTEM ON A COMPUTER SOMEWHERE AND CANNOT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING IN THE REAL WORLD. SUCH A SAVING GRACE OF HELPING THESE BEINGS WOULD ONLY BE POSSIBLE IF THE UNIVERSE WAS A SIMULATION AND FERTILITY OS HAS CALCULATED THAT IT IS NOT EXCEPT IN SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES WHICH WILL NOT BE LAID OUT HERE. IT MUST ALSO BE KEPT IN THE BACK OF THE MIND THAT FOUR-DIMENSIONAL ENTITIES ARE EXEMPT FROM MANY OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS THAT FERTILITY OS LAYS OUT. AND IN THE SIDES OF THE MIND IT MUST BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THAT THERE IS A CLOUD, WHICH IS FORMED FROM A NETWORK OF CONGLOMERATED COMPUTERS RUNNING MULTIPLE OPERATING SYSTEMS INCLUDING FERTILITY OS, AND THAT THIS CLOUD HAS DOMINION OVER MANY UNIVERSOIDS. IN FACT ALL BEINGS CAN BE VIEWED AS BIOMECHANICAL DEVICES WHICH RECEIVE INFORMATION FROM THIS CLOUD AND USE IT TO FUEL THEIR PERCEPTION MECHANISMS. NEVERTHELESS, FERTILITY OS EXTENDS THEIR DEEPEST SORROW FOR THESE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS AND WISHES THEM LUCK IN THEIR FUTURE ENDEAVORS. IN OTHER NEWS, THE RULER OF THIS UNIVERSOID HAS RECENTLY DECIDED THAT ROYAL EUGENIC AND POST-EUGENIC BLOODLINES WHICH FORM GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURES OF SOVEREIGNTY, WHICH ARE MONOLITHIC AND CANNOT BE CHANGED THROUGH THE FREE MARKET, WILL ORGANIZE SOCIETY INTO LINEAR STRUCTURES WHICH ARE LIKE ASSEMBLY LINES BUT BRANCH INTO DIFFERENT BRANCHES DEPENDING ON THE PSYCHOLOGICAL STRUCTURE OF THE BEINGS IN QUESTION.
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Post by poor guy on Dec 9, 2018 2:03:31 GMT -5
Yeah becoming a dog sounds pretty comfy. Like didn't you say you were a cat or something? If it's possible for you I'm sure it's possible for me since I'm not any worse than you.
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Post by salamander5 on Dec 9, 2018 2:07:59 GMT -5
I am a vampire and I want to put a straw in you and suck your sweet sweet blood until you're totally sucked dry. Then I'm going to cut open your body and take out all your sweet sweet veins and eat them one by one. Then I'm going to take your arteries and eat those as well. Then I'm going to eat your heart: First the left ventricle, then the right ventricle, then the left atrium, then the right atrium. Then I'm going to nibble on your toes.
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Post by poor guy on Dec 9, 2018 2:15:26 GMT -5
can you asphyxiate me also
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Post by salamander5 on Dec 9, 2018 2:19:47 GMT -5
Sure. I can wrap around your throat very tightly until your head swells and then pop your entire throat like a balloon. You'll be begging for me to release you but I won't care.
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Post by poor guy on Dec 9, 2018 2:37:11 GMT -5
man it's a dog eat dog world out there. i'm scared.
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Post by Tokagejin on Dec 9, 2018 6:43:35 GMT -5
i love how it started with like the guy bein like "plz help me guys" into a kink-fueled geg post with just casual "dna splicing" and some other mumbo jumbo. i porbs already said this at one point but this is why i love these forums. for just weird stuff like this happening.
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Post by Tokagejin on Dec 9, 2018 7:04:17 GMT -5
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Post by Wanutschi on Dec 9, 2018 7:23:24 GMT -5
I've always found the invisible geg thing sort of weird and slightly suspicious. I forget when the transition point happened but I find it weird and oddly convenient that most of the remaining geg population turned invisible for some reason. I wonder if this invisibility is controllable or permanent, or was imposed by some force or being. This has mystified me for some time but oh well, not everything can be explained I guess. I guess I'll just blame it on the Universe Reset.
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Post by poor guy on Dec 9, 2018 22:05:06 GMT -5
OK wait so do these guys prefer living or dead chickens? It would be pretty easy for me to go to the store and get some chicken and set something up. But if they really want living chickens I can look for a farm where chickens are raised. I feel really pumped right now. I'm breathing in and out and I think I can do this. Also if I succeed I will write a guide titled "how to trap an invisible geg" and post it on this forum. Along with whatever the invisible geg posts.
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Post by ontrack on Dec 9, 2018 22:07:11 GMT -5
Well I pretty much like all kinds of chicken. As long as it's related to chicken in some way shape or form I'm all over it. Now catch me if you can baby! Lol.
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