are there any gegs like... catfish?

alright, so i laid out a bunch of chickens i bought at the supermarket and decided to just watch them overnight in a big parking lot. The plan was, if I saw that the chickens started moving or pieces started disappearing or being munched off I would jump out of the shadows and grab whatever it was that was touching the chickens. So I waited and waited because I knew At 3AM I started hearing these slippery walking noises, like water was being splashed around. Then I started hearing these odd whispering voices in my ears and I started rubbing my ears to try to dissuade them but they kept getting louder and louder. I was scared as fuck at this point. I decided to give it up and leave so I went to pick up the chickens but for some reason I couldn't reach the physical location where the chickens were in the parking lot. It's like I kept walking and walking but the asphalt somehow became a treadmill such that no matter how far i walked towards the chickens, it would counterbalance that motion in the other direction. The whispering kept getting louder and louder and water droplets started to appear around my ears for some reason. I started to run towards the chickens as fast as I could. This time the asphalt was not a treadmill but I slammed into an invisible barrier between myself and the chickens. But I somehow didn't feel the impact at all. I tried to feel the barrier and it was like an unfeelable barrier. I felt like as soon as I touched it my hand went totally numb and unable to feel anything. No texture, no pain, no hardness, no nothing, just I couldn't reach past it to get to the chickens.

Suddenly I saw what looked like literally a floating catfish appear next to the chickens and it was just staring at me. Then it said, "If you want these chickens, and if you want to get out of this trap, you're going to have to make a post on the website of the interuniversal meeting point about this incident. I want to become famous like Sirfattgeg because I gave him the esoteric sources but nobody ever gave me credit for it. Everyone just praises Sirfattgeg and Fabio but nobody cares about me the catfish. In my childhood I was mocked and bullied by all gegs because I was genetically modified to look slightly like a fish. In retribution I created the esoteric sources and gave them to Sirfattgeg in good faith that he would use them, but he just used them to turn me into an object on his ship. Luckily, with the help of certain transmogrifying fluids accidentally spilling onto me during certain acts, I was able to transform into a catfish and escape. Unfortunately I was invisibility cloaked by someone who did not want the humans to find out about gegs. Now I roam this earth, an invisible catfish, and only chickens can make me visible. Thank you for the chickens. Just remember to bring the chicken broth next time, because it is a wonderful swirling substance that reminds me of olden days and olden times."

now I'm just confused, I was basically looking for either giantess gegs or someone to pee on me, even a dream gegint like ontrack would have been nice, but I get this weird catfish?? And I think he wants me to bring more chickens as well as chicken broth next time?? Does anyone have any advice on what I should do in this situation? I'm scared af.