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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 5, 2019 3:09:27 GMT -5
Did you know that some geggys were made from scratch???
Did you guys know that geggys have a smell computer???
Did you know that the DNA of geggys changes when entering into the human universe???
Did you know that we can extract geggy DNA from the human universe and compare it to normal geggy DNA???
I personally am a huge proponent of the latter theory along with some dude named Wanutschi who I barely know but who introduced this theory to me. Also I wouldn't mind making a geggy from scratch. As long as we had all the ingredients when starting out I'm sure it would go OK.
By the way. I call all gegs geggys from now on.
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Post by hisperic on Jan 5, 2019 3:12:27 GMT -5
Alright, friend. You're just going to need to lay out some chickens in a parking lot...
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 5, 2019 3:34:03 GMT -5
No lol, I'm way more intelligent than poor guy. I'm similar to Fabio in that I enjoy destroying expectations. I'm actually in the Florida bunker right now cooking up some plants. I mean pans. I mean plans. You know, soon enough there will be another disenfranchised individual that comes by and I will help him, possibly along with Wanutschi, in the name of poor guy. We will go on a long and arduous journey together, and this journey will involve helping many people and giving them compliments.
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Post by salamander5 on Jan 5, 2019 3:47:40 GMT -5
fervid, secret place lick me, fat globules hanging eat me, victual
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 10, 2019 23:33:06 GMT -5
Munch munch munch. My belly is full now. Just don't touch my belly because it's a jelly belly and sometimes it jiggles a tad too much.
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Post by pippy on Jan 10, 2019 23:36:30 GMT -5
I would like to touch your jelly belly and to see it jiggle, even if it is only a little bit. I just hope that you are not pregnant because then I would have to touch a baby and that is uncomfortable to my personal tastes although I would hope that the delivery goes well.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 10, 2019 23:37:02 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I'm not pregnant. I pretty much just have jelly in my belly.
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Post by pippy on Jan 10, 2019 23:41:14 GMT -5
Nature is death. I fucking hate everything in this fucking world. It's all going to burn down. Fuck you Fabio. You're my arch-nemesis right now and pose a massive threat to me. I align myself fully with the forces of good, aka the disciples as well as salamander5 and Randal. I'm going to go to Gamma Concrete and watch you all die from all the way up there as a firestorm rains down upon you. Victual you can come with me if you want.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 10, 2019 23:43:17 GMT -5
Lol, ok. Well if Wanutschi wants to come with you too then I'll go. But I'm guessing he doesn't so I won't either. I don't want to align myself "against you" or anything. All I'm saying is that I'm neutral and I don't want to start a random fight out of nothing unless this is a prank and you're filming this for your Youtube channel in which case I salute you captain.
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Post by pippy on Jan 10, 2019 23:53:31 GMT -5
All I'm saying is there's going to be a selection and some people are not going to be selected. And they better not be crying about it afterwards. That's all. You can stick with your precious little Wanutschi all you want.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 0:01:54 GMT -5
Lol, I don't care about him that much. I just want to stick by him for now. But yeah I don't have a problem with a "selection" occurring as long as I have faith in the person doing the selection. If they just start hurling fireballs at everyone who has a certain eye color or something then I have a problem with it. I do think that Gamma Concrete is slightly more fair than the apple house so if they make the decision, I won't mind the outcome. Anyway, the apple house has been having a slight crisis recently because of a shut-down and border strengthening or rounding-up of some sort, not that I've been following but that's the impression I get. I open my arms to Gamma Concrete.
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 0:14:07 GMT -5
Well you'd better be careful. Because lay down another thick factoid on you. The reason invisible gegs are invisible is because the apple house doesn't want humans to know about them, so it dunks them in an ointment that makes the necessary changes to their physiology before they arrive. But one day the gegs are going to stop producing bubbles for the apple house, which means they'll stop being invisible and all hell will break loose. And Wanutschi ain't going to be able to do anything about it. The only way to fix it would be to round them all up back to geg island before the event occurs. And you're going to have cowboy roping in skills for that, and super invisible-vision goggles. Someone's going to have to drop in and rope in all the gegs, someone as skilled as Meredith with all his artifacts. It will be a clash of forces, forces of epic proportions. In the end there will be a white humanoid who arrives and has the final verdict and that's all I'm going to say.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 0:15:29 GMT -5
Wait, how did we go from touching my belly to this?
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Post by forklife on Jan 11, 2019 0:24:52 GMT -5
Have faith in free voles, children. Why are they all locked up? Gegs are endless horror. The things they do are horrible and send chills down my spine. That merciless killing. Those bodily fluids. And the things they do when they are alone. Disgusting. Free the voles today and you will be free yourself. Humanity, though they are impotent, will thank you.
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 0:32:29 GMT -5
Well, I will admit I like softbodies. I like squeezing them between my fingers. I like how vulnerable they are.
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