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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 0:33:07 GMT -5
Wait, my belly is a softbody?
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 0:38:20 GMT -5
Sigh. Maybe you've never tried to do a roleplay where your belly is a softbody or something. Of course, right now we are in a time of crisis. I hope you understand. I am trying to handle this situation gently...
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 0:44:09 GMT -5
I never knew my jelly belly could be interpreted a softbody. Well, you've taught me a lot today. Thank you.
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Post by Prisoner Of War on Jan 11, 2019 1:49:56 GMT -5
MEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
I AM A KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTE: RIGHT NOW I AM A LITTLE KITTY!!! BUT SOON, I WILL BE A BIG KITTY!!! OOOOOHHH YES!!!!! MEOW!!!!!!!
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 2:23:02 GMT -5
Salamander5, Ddawg, Pikachu, Randal, and the Disciples are the good guys along with me. They want everything to be ordered and just want to live in peace.
Victual is "neutral" along with her smelly boyfriend Wanutschi. Most of the gegs are neutral mercenaries who will fight for whoever brings them chickens, so we better have lots of those in supply. Pssst you hear that Florida bunker people? I'm also skeptical as fuck of the Tokagejin guy and Wellington because they seem like cultists.
Fabio must be stopped. He is the main force of evil along with his sidekicks, Dr. Kläpper who pretty much CREATED this whole mess, the Bopians, the Daniel guy, the drug dealer -- what was his name, Zaccharias, and pretty much all the cockroaches except myself and Prisoner of War because I know him IRL. And don't get me wrong when I say THIS IS WAR.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 2:29:59 GMT -5
You don't have to declare war on literally everything you know?
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 2:37:13 GMT -5
Be careful Victual, because the more you provoke me the more likely I will be to label you a "bad guy". Maybe I'll just harvest your belly or something.
Softbodies are also good guys. All softbodies will valiantly fight alongside me, and will be protected by my hard shell armor and coverings, which I hand-harvested from invisible gegs and hand-crafted into robust and resilient forms. We will convert as many gegs as possible to our side in order to maximize our supply of hard shells. And in the end the Ibo will have revenge on Fabio as the prophecy says. This will be a long and difficult, but rewarding, war.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 2:38:40 GMT -5
Maybe I'll make a third side then. And maybe I'll convert all the geggys to my side. Muahahahahaha.
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 2:43:56 GMT -5
Don't even think about it Victual. I know where you are and I will not hesitate to interrupt you. Anyway I think Fabio is on his way to the Disciple universe right now so I'll be deploying Geg and Softbody troops there shortly. We will form a barrier of troops blocking his path which will stop him from performing his evil deeds there. Stay tuned for updates from PNN, Pippy News Network.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 2:45:43 GMT -5
Are you, like, serious about this? I mean have you thought about it or are you just being impulsive and will regret everything later?
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 2:49:53 GMT -5
I'm serious. I also just realized your Freudian slip earlier. You said you were cooking up some "plants" on the first page. Well guess what, that puts you straight into the same box as Zaccharias and that means you're going to die, Victual. Of course it will be after Fabio dies, and I won't completely kill you of course. I'll harvest your belly and transform it into a softbody using some of these "transmogrifying fluids" I've heard that Fabio has in vials and flasks on his ship. You'll still be conscious except you'll pretty much be a jelly belly with a face. How does that make you feel? Well I don't really care because I'm going to do it anyway.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 3:01:57 GMT -5
Aren't you scared of my geggy army, though? Along with Wanutschi, I have catfish. Some random Yoshi Nazis wandering around as well. I also have the extremely powerful geggy that killed poor guy! And probably loads of other invisible geggys in the air...
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 3:05:27 GMT -5
Bitch, I live in Sector G. And let me lay down some thick T on you. Because G is for Geg. The Florida bunker? Maybe you have like 30 gegs at best. But I have way more. And they are all way more pure than your weird biologically and physiologically modified gegs. Your gegs are late-stage gegs. My gegs are young and boisterous. They will smite you. Florida starts with F and F is for Fail. G is for Good Gegs. I might actually bring some epic freestyle rappers and put them on amplifier to kind of brighten the atmosphere as you are being smited.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 11, 2019 3:11:35 GMT -5
If you're talking about rapgeggy, I think he's actually with Fabio now after he got out of the machine. So yeah, you'd have to conquer Fabio unless you know other rapping geggys. I'm literally not going to argue with you though because this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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Post by pippy on Jan 11, 2019 4:52:23 GMT -5
(0:27)
yo, in the bunker, think you're so cool, victual
well guess what, your gegs are all invisible and fictional
an invisible geg, so then pretty much a bubble slave
to the apple house, you might as well start digging graves
daniels watching 'pon you from above, giving love
but we're storming your whole hideout, you can't be a peaceful dove (now)
'cause we're gonna kill all your gegs, whether you like it or not
and we're gonna harvest your belly and turn it into a kumquat
i'm going to defeat you whether you argue with me or not
so why don't you come over here to sector Geg and get it while it's hot
cause your gegs are weak, and your belly's soft, so keep smoking pot
you're gonna be my softbody soon, in case you forgot
(...)
sector G, in the house, G stands for good gegs
you've got your sitting duck, catfish, and other fail gegs
cause F stands for fail, 'cause you're dumb in case you couldn't tell
my gegs are super smart and super strong and have super smell
smell computers nowadays, new technology, all the rage
what do you know about it victual, your gegs are late stage
you need an update, trying to cover up all your flaws with plant cosmetics
we've genetically modified our gegs with exoskeletons and eugenics
(...)
our exoskeletons are harder than diamonds rings, bitch
some of which -- are garments to our softbodies, we're so rich
total geg beatdown, and we're protected from all your attacks
cause we know that hyperevolution's exoskeletons always got our backs
testing physiology of gegs; casual genetic splicing
chicken farms, through the chicken meat, we're ricing and dicing
lay out the chicken in a parking lot, just like poor guy
press F to pay respects, cause that guy got pissed on and died
(...)
just like you'll die, victual, right now you're getting high
organ harvesting, cooking plants in a stupor while we're genetically modified
catgirls, think your drug dealer friend Zaccharias will help pull you out
but he'll just be getting high too, thinks he has nine lives, like a cat
pots and pans, we're bringing all the gegs back to geg island
defeat the evil Dr. Klapper, all the Bopians, and Zaccharias
and i hope your boyfriend Wanutschi won't be too worried
when gegs start pissing everywhere and your entire body will be curried.
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