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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 1:10:49 GMT -5
Hey Zack, can you not revive Fabio until I find his dead body? I'm going to loot his entire ship as well. I have a geg from Sector G who claims to know where the body lies. He gave me a treasure map and said that "X marks the spot". The only thing I'm confused about is why this map looks like the parking lot to a supermarket or something. I mean, gegs don't go to supermarkets, right? Anyway, if you don't revive Fabio until the time that I find his dead body I will reward you with a little something. A little something colored the same color as this forum, if you know what I'm saying. The aforementioned geg is joining me on this valiant journey. In fact it looks like he's putting on a helmet right now for some reason. He says we are delving into the "unknown depths of the cosmos" to retrieve "that which has been lost within the winds of time". And he's also licking his lips, I'm not sure why. I hope he doesn't nibble on Fabio's dead body because hell, I want to do that first if anything. Maybe I could put the body on a radiator for a couple minutes to heat it up and then pretend it is still alive and do some body nibbling of my own. I wouldn't mind lying on a radiator myself actually, as long as I don't get radiation poisoning or anything. Anyway, I'm probably going to declare war on literally everyone after doing this and also destroy pippo's soul along with Fabio's soul, so peace out guys. Because if you destroy someone's soul, they are erased from the fabric of the universe and can never be restored.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 1:20:32 GMT -5
And why do you think Zack will comply with this? He probably thinks you're just a troll at this point. You become what you hang around, and most of the beings you associate with are trolls anyway. At least here on Earth I have some variety with men, as well as thots and traps. However pippo is correct in saying that I don't hate anyone so I eagerly await all that you do. Recently, I've become quite enamored with the world and everything around me, goodness or badness notwithstanding. It just makes me so happy.
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 1:28:55 GMT -5
Nah, there are way more beings in this world than just men, thots, traps, and trolls. Here is my personal hierarchy. You can draw it like a block diagram if you want.
1. Gods These are the beings that control the building blocks of the physical universe. 2. Men These are the taskmasters of societal structures of sovereignty. 3. Bulls These are the right hand men of "men" and possess great power. 4. Bitches These do pretty much whatever they want and buy many things in shopping malls with lots of money. 5. Cucks These are enslaved to the bulls and bitches who control them. 6. Gimps These are eunuchs or sexless creatures who perform the bidding of others. 7. Objects These are the lowest, who inhale the excrescence of all the above, and who eat everything, the dirt and the slop.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 1:34:43 GMT -5
But can you have, like trap gods? And thot gimps? And troll objects?
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 1:37:02 GMT -5
To find the true temperament of a being is simply a matter of measuring the humors in the body, and doing a little alchemy. And this alchemy, in turn, will involve a little thing known as "exchange". And this exchange involves fluids. Other... fluids.
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Post by catfishgeg on Jan 30, 2019 1:39:57 GMT -5
Hello, pippy. Are you sure that this geg you are speaking of was not simply trying to get his hands on a little... chicken?
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 1:52:10 GMT -5
Nah, he literally seemed to know where Fabio's body was. He said he "could smell it". He was excitedly describing me the characteristics of the body and everything. He said it was plump and fat and had feathers and... wait. DAMN YOU GEGS!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
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Post by catfishgeg on Jan 30, 2019 1:54:44 GMT -5
Hahaha pippy, don't worry. All of us gegs do stuff like that sometimes. It's actually a part of the mating process, maybe this geg liked you or something. And maybe you'll find Fabio's body another way. You're probably much smarter than those stupid gegs anyway, right?
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 2:05:01 GMT -5
That's right, I am way smarter, and that's why I have a whole army of gegs right now. But that won't distract me from trying to destroy Fabio's soul and find his dead body right now. All gegs who play their stupid tricks on me are immediately going to be executed and have their blood sucked dry by myself or my consorts. Because I am a predator. I am the hawk and they the pigeons.
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Post by catfishgeg on Jan 30, 2019 2:14:13 GMT -5
Oh come on, you've got to come around to these gegs. They probably just liked you and wanted to mate with you is all. Like I said, tomfoolery and tricking people is geg modus operandi when it comes to mating rituals. At least they didn't try to exchange any bodily fluids with you I suppose. They probably see it less like pigeons and hawks, and more like fish and fowl. Think of it like a game, or a dance of the water and the air.
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 2:17:48 GMT -5
Well, my gegs are not gimpsuited buffoons sticking bananas up their ass like your gegs in the Florida bunker are. My gegs are real, they are gods and they are immortal. Anyone who violates my code of ethics of geg behavior will be immediately executed and that is written in stone.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 2:31:38 GMT -5
I swear, when you finally invade the Florida bunker pippy, Wanutschi and I will be so ready, we will have anticipated every single possible situation and plan of attack. We do have the providence of Yoshi on our side, after all...
And after that's over with, I'll probably use the infrastructure I created to move the gegs to geg island or something. I mean, that's what it says in the prophecy right?
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 2:33:29 GMT -5
And this prophecy is...?
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 2:39:58 GMT -5
Apocatastasis, or reconstitution.
This was stated in the ancient papyrus scrolls of Gamma Concrete.
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 2:43:15 GMT -5
Perfect voluptuous growth? Uh, are you sure this isn't some Bopian fanfiction you accidentally pasted?
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