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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 2:51:08 GMT -5
No, this is real. As your fat slob clone pippo said, the end times will consist of the conflation of all things. First there will be a toppling down of established order, and the world's societal structures will come crumbling down, and the rich and powerful will become peasants, and chaos will be law. Then all will return to its proper place, its proper home. And finally, the world will bloom and ripen, and return to its proper cycles, and we will live in harmony with the flora and fauna of the world like the disciples forever and ever.
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 3:02:40 GMT -5
I have the Mandate of Heaven and the Divine Right of Kings. I will rule this world along with my consorts. I am the phoenix spreading its wings, germinating from the ashes of the destroyed world. The world will be a blank canvas and I will be its painter.
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Post by thebopian on Jan 30, 2019 3:04:05 GMT -5
Just don't destroy my soul please, I want to get big and fat and possibly even a planet someday. I also have a theory that all planets, and possibly even universes, are secretly Bopians.
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Post by Zaccharias on Jan 30, 2019 12:24:12 GMT -5
Hey Zack, can you not revive Fabio until I find his dead body? I'm going to loot his entire ship as well. I have a geg from Sector G who claims to know where the body lies. He gave me a treasure map and said that "X marks the spot". The only thing I'm confused about is why this map looks like the parking lot to a supermarket or something. I mean, gegs don't go to supermarkets, right? Anyway, if you don't revive Fabio until the time that I find his dead body I will reward you with a little something. A little something colored the same color as this forum, if you know what I'm saying. The aforementioned geg is joining me on this valiant journey. In fact it looks like he's putting on a helmet right now for some reason. He says we are delving into the "unknown depths of the cosmos" to retrieve "that which has been lost within the winds of time". And he's also licking his lips, I'm not sure why. I hope he doesn't nibble on Fabio's dead body because hell, I want to do that first if anything. Maybe I could put the body on a radiator for a couple minutes to heat it up and then pretend it is still alive and do some body nibbling of my own. I wouldn't mind lying on a radiator myself actually, as long as I don't get radiation poisoning or anything. Anyway, I'm probably going to declare war on literally everyone after doing this and also destroy pippo's soul along with Fabio's soul, so peace out guys. Because if you destroy someone's soul, they are erased from the fabric of the universe and can never be restored.
Sorry 🅱️, but a ni🅱️🅱️a's got to do what a ni🅱️🅱️a's got to do. Also good luck finding all the pieces to his corpse because his ass was deadass exploded everywhere in Florida. I guess that's why it would have been in a supermarket. It would probably have been all meat section style in terms of cuts. Although I read ahead and yeah you got done tricked, son. I won't go into detail but are you deadass going to be wastin Fabio parts for eating purposes? Come on ni🅱️🅱️a, those parts are way worth than you think they are and it's not because I have a hard on for the furry trap. If you can't figure out why, then you deadass don't deserve those parts. And even if you did, you still don't deadass deserve them because I can tell you're just another one of those irresponsible ni🅱️🅱️as. Actually fuck it, it's better you ate them. Also I don't want your vague ass reward. Why would you be so vague about it? Probably because it's shit. No reward can even compare to the ultimate annihilation of thots. If you can do that, then yeah I'll back off. Until then, don't think you can easily stop me. I may be human but I got the will of a god. |
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 30, 2019 12:47:38 GMT -5
Zaccharias, while I'm definitely not the biggest fan of your ideology at times, I would still like to warn you of the forces you are facing with. You are basically attempting to fight against a powerful confederate which has a command over armies of softbodies and gegs. They've already invaded the bunker that I and my co-worker gegs left behind meaning they have access to the geg universe and the human universe and possibly even more places. Just imagine an invisible swarm of gegs coming to murder you. There will be no chance of escape.
Please, just allow Fabio to be destroyed so a potential threat to genocide can be averted.
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Post by Zaccharias on Jan 30, 2019 12:51:47 GMT -5
Wanutschi, my 🅱️, I am woke about the powers of Pippy and I already have alternative plans. I aint stupid. I still got some wild cards to pull.
Also, you really think genocide would be averted? Did you forget about all the gegs in my universe? If Fabio were still alive he would have easily kept them all in check and end up improving the lives of man. This is why we need Fabio more than ever, 🅱️.
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 30, 2019 12:54:22 GMT -5
Well, alright, I figured you would respond as such but I just wanted to see how genuine your conviction was and your level of awareness. Seems like war is inevitable.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 13:28:41 GMT -5
Do you think that we should try to reassemble the body, Wanutschi, considering that they want to destroy it? I'm not saying that we should blindingly do the opposite of everything the other faction does, but maybe it is a positive course of action? Although, given my luck, I probably wouldn't be able to find the penis or something.
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Post by V I C T U A L on Jan 30, 2019 13:43:27 GMT -5
Wait, that exists?
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Post by Wanutschi on Jan 30, 2019 14:02:08 GMT -5
Do you think that we should try to reassemble the body, Wanutschi, considering that they want to destroy it? I'm not saying that we should blindingly do the opposite of everything the other faction does, but maybe it is a positive course of action? Although, given my luck, I probably wouldn't be able to find the penis or something.
I will be honest, I'm not really sure what to do in this situation. Although I think it may be for the best that Fabio is removed from existence. Mainly because Fabio's existence in itself was a weird anomaly and I fear that proper study of it could be used to create and even more fearsome being. Before Fabio died, he was almost able to exist in geg, human, and roach form all at once. Who knows what insanity that may have caused.
Even though Fabio was fairly passive before his departure, I could tell it was passive aggressiveness and was plotting to do something with the humans and possibly other beings. It is very apparent he is selfish and derives from others misery. Like he said many years ago, he sought to cause chaos thoughout all the cosmos and if that is his true goal then I can not allow such things to happen.
Although, perhaps if we get our hands on the corpse parts and his soul first and modified them in some way, maybe there's some way to change Fabio to be someone better? We could even attempt to create a vessel for Fabio's soul and make it more limiting so that some of his abilities are taken away from him. Maybe that could be the best compromise, who knows.
If you have any other ideas, let me know. I'm pretty conflicted on the issue personally.
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Post by pippy on Jan 30, 2019 14:08:19 GMT -5
Are you guys, like, a hundred percent sure that Fabio's body, mind, and dick aren't actually being sold as fresh cuts in that supermarket, or in some other supermarket? I know that geg was being facetious but golden sun era humans would totally do that.
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Post by hungry ghost pippo on Jan 30, 2019 14:37:12 GMT -5
Blub blub blub.
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