Post by pippo on Apr 11, 2019 7:07:45 GMT -5
Many people have asked me why I am so nihilistic and talk about killing myself all the time.
Well, I am going to be blunt about it and say it straight out.
Everything we are doing right now is pointless, because
Joey was not supposed to die.
Yeah, you remember that chewy old confederate? That the uncorrupted white girl was swooning and drooling a waterfall over?
This Joey, s/he was sent from Gamma Concrete to Geg Land for a reason.
The master craftsmen up there engineered Joey not only to satiate the mastication reflex of the uncorrupted white girl, but also to carry out a chain of events which were subsequently interrupted
by the1stgeg's and Konstruckgeg's drama involving Konstruckgeg killing Joey.
I know, it seemed like such a pointless action; she was a worthless souvenir. Especially since it was caused by Zwangorillas and her
mastication reflex. (Seriously how old was she? I assume pretty young because only babies
see the world as an assortment of toys to chew on and want to chew everything they see)
But now Gamma Concrete does not see much value in gegs, because they failed to carry out the providence,
the event-chain of which would eventually unify the holy trinity, resurrect some powerful character, and cause everyone do ascend or something, I dunno.
The only hope that remains is if Joey is somehow recreated but the chance of this happening is equivalent to a quantum anomaly causing somebody's hand to penetrate a wall.
Or a hurricane blowing around a bunch of debris which randomly causes it to form into a fully-constructed castle complete with towers for shooting arrows from.
Or a bunch of monkeys typing on typewriters and typing the entire Mr. Kozimski show without typos.
So unless anyone knows how to switch timelines or something then we're screwed. Yeah I know that pippy
thinks he's immortal. Maybe if you compare him to gegints he is powerful, but compared to the oni he's nothing and
pretty much going to kill us all unless we unify with the starseeds/dolphins/chess pieces who are ascended or whatever
but that can't happen anymore so,
I'm just going to kill myself and hide in a hole because I already did everything worth doing in this life anyway.
In fact I used to know a civilization who used to immure themselves in holes and then die as a sort of rite of passage.
Kind of like the ritual of gegs going out to sea and trying to survive, but more extreme.
And I am going to do just that.
(Btw no I'm not a lazy fatass Victual.)
Well, I am going to be blunt about it and say it straight out.
Everything we are doing right now is pointless, because
Joey was not supposed to die.
Yeah, you remember that chewy old confederate? That the uncorrupted white girl was swooning and drooling a waterfall over?
This Joey, s/he was sent from Gamma Concrete to Geg Land for a reason.
The master craftsmen up there engineered Joey not only to satiate the mastication reflex of the uncorrupted white girl, but also to carry out a chain of events which were subsequently interrupted
by the1stgeg's and Konstruckgeg's drama involving Konstruckgeg killing Joey.
I know, it seemed like such a pointless action; she was a worthless souvenir. Especially since it was caused by Zwangorillas and her
mastication reflex. (Seriously how old was she? I assume pretty young because only babies
see the world as an assortment of toys to chew on and want to chew everything they see)
But now Gamma Concrete does not see much value in gegs, because they failed to carry out the providence,
the event-chain of which would eventually unify the holy trinity, resurrect some powerful character, and cause everyone do ascend or something, I dunno.
The only hope that remains is if Joey is somehow recreated but the chance of this happening is equivalent to a quantum anomaly causing somebody's hand to penetrate a wall.
Or a hurricane blowing around a bunch of debris which randomly causes it to form into a fully-constructed castle complete with towers for shooting arrows from.
Or a bunch of monkeys typing on typewriters and typing the entire Mr. Kozimski show without typos.
So unless anyone knows how to switch timelines or something then we're screwed. Yeah I know that pippy
thinks he's immortal. Maybe if you compare him to gegints he is powerful, but compared to the oni he's nothing and
pretty much going to kill us all unless we unify with the starseeds/dolphins/chess pieces who are ascended or whatever
but that can't happen anymore so,
I'm just going to kill myself and hide in a hole because I already did everything worth doing in this life anyway.
In fact I used to know a civilization who used to immure themselves in holes and then die as a sort of rite of passage.
Kind of like the ritual of gegs going out to sea and trying to survive, but more extreme.
And I am going to do just that.
(Btw no I'm not a lazy fatass Victual.)