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Post by [redacted] on May 2, 2019 17:09:08 GMT -5
HEY ERISSSSSSSS SO UMM REGARDING THE WHOLE BOPIAN SETUP... YEAH I KNOW WE'RE SO FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER BUT I'M CRYING MY HEART OUT OVER HERE OVER YOUR FUCKING BEAUTIFUL RENDITION THERE... IT's AS IF THE GATES OF HEAVEN OPENED AND MY HEART AND SOUL WERE BLEEDING PROFUSELY OVER YOUR SPECTACLE OF SENTIMENT AND PROFOUND EMOTION AS ANGELS WEPT IN THE CLOUDS AND MY LITTLE HEART WENT POUND POUND POUND LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD AND OH ERIS IT'S STILL POUNDING NOW LIKE A NEVER ENDING MOTOR... OH YEAH IT'S TRUE YOU THINK THEY SHOULD HIRE ME AS A PLANT IN YOUR CAPTIVE AUDIENCE I'D TOTALLY SWOON ALL OVER THE PLACE
THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN YOUR BROADCAST STARTED IT PULLED ON MY HEARTSTRINGS SO DAMN TIGHTLY I COULD NOT BEAR IT AND HAD TO LISTEN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH... I SWEAR I'D BE HAPPY IF THAT WERE THE LAST THING I EVER DID... GOD I LOVE BOPIANS, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL WARM FUZZY BEINGS OF RESPLENDENCE AND JOY, THEY ARE SPLENDID TRANSFORMERS OF ABSTRACT GEOMETRIC FORMS INTO SOLID BODILY SUBSTANCE, I COULD JUST... EAT ONE, LIKE A DELICATE CREAM PUFF, PRESSING ON THE THIN SURFACE SO PERFECTLY TO OBSERVE THE CREAM'S RETICENT EMERGENCE FOLLOWING MY GENTLE TOOTHY SQUISH, AND THEN SMILE DEVILISHLY... GOD THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING, EVEN THE NOTION MAKES MY EYES WATER AND MY MIND'S EYES AND EARS DANCE WITH THE IMAGINATION OF THE POTENTIAL OF SUCH LIFE FORMS AND THEIR FATTY GLOBULES.
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Eris
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Post by Eris on May 3, 2019 2:15:09 GMT -5
Oh gee, thank you. I must admit, I feel for the poor Bopians though... everyone seems to want to eat this particular offshoot of the underlings. They must be classified as a real delicacy now. It's a real shame because they probably don't want to be eaten, either. I mean, imagine if you dedicated the majority of your life consuming food; you wouldn't want to be gobbled up by somebody else. Yet nature's fangs persist, damoclean swords hanging over us all.
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Post by Sulus on May 3, 2019 4:16:55 GMT -5
Oh holy omnishekels! I didn't even consider that! Fat is what makes things taste good right? And Bopians are probably like 90% fat or something. Then that means Bopians are probably the most delicious beings ever!
I hereby and thenceforth declare that we, the people, should exercise our ableness in our ability, and choose not to shy away from such an opportunity to dine and ingest these beings who are simply just living oil reservoirs. Since they are 90% fat, they are at least 90% less of a sapient being than most of us and thusly, conventional rights shan't apply for it would be illogical to do so.
Thereforth, such bopian sustenance shall be a wealthy boon to all who dine, saving those starving lowlings who so desperately need it. Then we will unit those lowlings with the highlings at the round table for which we shall consume our CHICKEN BROTH fried bopian flesh and down it with a creamy CONCRETE sauce. Such merriment will be had I assure you.
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Post by Mr.Kozimski on May 3, 2019 4:34:41 GMT -5
I TOO FEEL SORROW FOR THE ONEFOLDED LIVLIHOOD OF THESE OVULAR BEINGS FOR THEY REPRESENT THE PURE ESSENCES OF LIVING BEINGS. IN A MANNER, WE ARE ALL SIMILAR TO THE BOPIANS. WE STRONGLY HAVE AFFECT FOR HUNGER, DESIRES, AND A PURSUIT OF PLEASURE AND BALANCEMINDEDNESS. HOWEVER, THE BOPIAN LIFE ISN'T AS BECLOUDED WITH THE WILD SCHIZOID RAINBONIC HUES THAT STEEP INTO HIGHER ORDER PROCESSES. MISINFORMATION, CONFLICTING VALUES, IDEOLOGICAL CATACLYSMS AND HEREKRAFTS ARE TRULY ABUNDANT IN A REALM WHERE ALL MINDS AND BODIES ARE BUZZING WITH BROWNIAN MOTION.
PERHAPS THE IMMOBILITY OF BOPIANS AND THEIR PROCURING OF PHYSICAL SPACE IS THEIR GREATEST ASSET FOR THEY ARE FORCED TO LEARN EACH OTHERS COMPANY AND BEING IN ORDER TO COOPERATE FOR A GREATER GOOD. THEIR VISAGE IS OF A PURE BABY, FORE THEIR PURITY BE ENBLACKENED, AND THEIR BEHAVIOR IS OF ANIMAL. A SIMPLER LIFEBRICK IN THE MINDS OF A HIGHER ORDER BEING.
WHILE I AM NOT A SUPPORTER OF THE MANIFOLD SERPENTUS INSPIRED POSTMODERN MYTHS, I THINK BOPIANS MAY ALSO RESEMBLE SNAKES IN THE SENSE THAT BOPIANS ARE ABLE TO STRETCH AND HAVE A PARASKELETAL CAPACITY FOR SUSTENANCE. I DID NOT HATCH THIS IDEA, IT WAS OVIPOSITED INTO MY HEAD VIA ANOTHER BEING WHO WAS EVIDENTLY PART OF THE SERPENTUS GROUP.
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Post by [redacted] on May 4, 2019 1:20:29 GMT -5
i agree w/ you sulus, they're all buzzed out of their minds too, like... they don't even care if they're eating psychoactive shit, they just gobble it up cause they're total food sluts... and then their bodies start changing so much it's like puberty on steroids
and yeah i have some bones to pick with you Eris
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