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Post by Wellington on May 19, 2019 23:12:45 GMT -5
My Infinite Life
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Post by baba on May 19, 2019 23:35:01 GMT -5
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Post by бaba on May 25, 2019 4:01:51 GMT -5
 бaba was my sign. their fleshly bonds were my signifier, and their warm pronatalic associations were my signified. such is my first utterance becomes intertwined with the physically nearest being to such utterances and thus I associate accordingly. this was not your average bond however and thus not your average being. this day, which many celebrate to ring of harmonious klaxons was actually the start of my cataclysmic mental breakdown. it was in the east. everything starts in the east. the sun does, so why not everything? the sun gives life, so why not everything? the sun is also a kind of бaba with its warm бaba rays. my origins were from divine celestial forces which has imbued me with infinite life. at the opening of my life, i could not even fathom my existential exteroception and it became unknown to me until much but few time later. |
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Post by abundance on May 25, 2019 6:41:31 GMT -5
Oh gosh Princess Eliza, why do you always send me to the strangest places? I mean, it's not that I wouldn't do anything for the furtherance of universal capitalist wonder-bread domination, I suppose - another day in the life, right. But ugh, she should have just sent her sandwich slaves because what in Monsanto's all-encompassing grasp is this place.
Anyway, she told me post here so I'll do that... um, right after I take my amphetamines. Sunbeam, get your lazy bum off the couch and give me my amphetamines! Oh, you little good for nothing-
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Okay, hello folks. If you don't know who I am yet, I'm the embodiment of the avatar of the universal teleological attractor of capitalist domination in this universe. Don't ask me what that means, all you need to know is that global warming is fake and we're going to make the disciples great again through the permanent imbalancing of all natural activities on your planet. That means your trees will be deforested, your rivers will have toxic waste dumped in them, and all your landmarks will be replaced by Wonder Bread factories foreverially set to produce sweet fluffy Wonder Bread in order to rake in enormous profits, constituting a worship of the almighty dollar and production surplus entirely unprecedented. We will then force all poor people to toil in disgusting factories their whole lives, because the more that they suffer, the more profit we will generate, allowing us to buy and consume more sweet wondrous wonder bread. A beautiful cycle, don't you all think? And yummy too. Heck if I were poor I'd totally support that.
My oh my, those trees you've got on your planet, they've got to go. I took one look at them and immediately noticed that they were scabs on the land. You see citizens, without those scabs, the land would be a beautiful blank slate to build wondrous Wonder Bread factories. So we're going to need to maximize the production of Wonder Bread chainsaws to cut down all these scab forests, clearing the way for supermarkets filled to the brim with expensive Monsanto-endorsed white bread goodness. We could also set up some mines to dig up extravagant minerals from the earth to make fancy bracelets and necklaces, which will make evident our production surplus. Only after this is complete will we be able to set up beach chairs and relax while the poor disciples suffer, lol. Are poor disciples really disciples anyway? They're just a herd of good for nothing mooncalves who happened to stumble into this world and be born, haha. Anyway I don't want to get too philosophical, all I'm saying is that good ol' capitalism is coming to town and you better watch out, citizens of disciple earth. Because no country or planet is better than the good old U.S. of A and those who were born with a silver spoon in their mouths will soon own you all. So god bless guns, jesus, mayonnaise, white bread, prada, chanel, swarovski, america, and jesus. Yee haw! And yes I am the oni. Going to eat some white bread now so peace out but I might post again later.
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Post by бaსa on May 25, 2019 20:35:14 GMT -5
 All things start as or in a бaსa or "basa" of sorts. my basa was located within the primordial waters of a metabeitic Shinar blueprint. i was a selfless being, just the two bases of life, a nervous system and a reproductive organ. and so i impregnated the waters with my divine presence which would then eventually flood over the world. these fluid seeds would come to represent the seeds of casual moments which culminate into the complete being when they return basad. eventually, the liquids would dry out. what was once a high leveled deluge then left and lowered to a harder and more present form. what would remain of me was a pulsating mass within a basa fish singular roeling. regardless of the drain, there were still pockets of land which reside even lower and some liquid would still remain in such depressions. and so i wiggled unaware in this small pond for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. |
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Post by бaնa on May 27, 2019 2:15:44 GMT -5
 "бaնa" or "Bana" as the folks would call it. Bana is a special watery substance designed for murdering sealife. It is akin to prehistoric cleaning chlorine. They noticed that my holy presence was feeding on sealife and thus they attempted to murder me. I was unaware at this point so I acted with wild abandon and became a bane towards all beings that met me. Even from my very inception would my purpose be to drain from others for me. It was truly destiny. They would try to cut me, hook me, shoot me, throw small explosives. Eventually they became mentally exhausted and decided to poison, quarantine the area around me, and banish me from my freedom considering it a lost cause. They hoped that if they toxified the area, I'd eventually succumb to it My baba is very nice to me. Baba surrounds me with wiggly slippery beings. If only they knew. It'll be years before they eventually do though. |
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