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Post by abundance on May 25, 2019 7:15:03 GMT -5
"There should be a higher minimum wage for the average disciple to live sustainably"
Lol, no. The minimum wage should be enough to a hovel to shower and poop in, and the rest of the time should be spent working at my Wonder Bread factories. Maybe if they amass enough pocket change after working for a month, eventually they'll get five bucks and hey, that's already 1% of the way to being able to buy a loaf of Wonder Bread. Who knew, there actually is social mobility and poor disciples are poor because they're lazy. Big surprise.
"Capitalism creates a society of hierarchy and inequality"
Yeah, you hit the nail on the head there and that's exactly what we want. Because if there were no inequality, nobody would work for anybody else, so total chaos would ensue. That's why poor people need to toil in disgusting factories, because the harder they work the more they reinforce that inequality which serves as the baseline for Wonder Bread production and makes us rich folk grow up strong, smart, and healthy.
"Democracy is essential in capitalism to giving lesser off people a voice"
Eh, how about no. This assumes that the poor people should have a voice, which they shouldn't because they don't have as much value. They're poor for goodness sake, they should focus on working in our factories and polluting the environment until they can get rich like us, which they won't unless they're intelligent like us, which they aren't, which has been proven time and time again by these blubbering idiots. Come to think of it, they're probably like that because they don't eat Wonder Bread and become strong, smart, and healthy like us.
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Post by abundance on May 25, 2019 7:35:20 GMT -5
One of my favorite things is to sit by a sewage pipe pumping nuclear radiation into some river and eating a wonder bread sandwich while doing it. Just... foreverially destroying the environment and enjoying it. And what's so darn beautiful is we can always find another planet to destroy. Because planets and nature are just a basic template that has to be removed for progress and profit to occur on any planet or civilization, whether in the U.S. of A or elsewhere. Destroying nature is like brushing away the weeds, which is all that nature is, just a bunch of differently sized and colored weeds that need to be cleared away. Forests are unsustainable and we're going to cut them all down, replacing them with wondrous profitable goodness stripped of all natural vitamin content and fortified with artificial vitamin content. Chopping down those trees with big axes, hehe. So that we can build factories to make life a total hell for poor, poor disciples who will be forced to live in a completely artificial world and be forced to smile approvingly while doing it. Just thinking about it makes me a bit hot and bothered, hehe.
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Post by abundance on May 25, 2019 9:06:12 GMT -5
Before I pepper spray them in the face to get them out of my face, poor people often ask me if I "have permission" from my government to pollute the environment and shamelessly flaunt my unlimited profit. Well that's a good question, and the answer is that in the grand schema of free-market capitalism, a government is just a corporation but with fancy ethical codes and subsidized industries, which means my corporation has the right to be its own government if it wants to be. That means that as a highly-esteemed intergalactic corporation, I and my legal entity have the right to govern the citizenry of planet disciple, with the intent to form a monopoly on all food-related products, and to annihilate all fruits and vegetables, replacing them with sweet fluffy Eliza cake and Wonder Bread. And there's no reason to expect that any government should regulate my corporation, because in free-market capitalism they are nothing but another corporation competing with me, and in fact they are less efficient than me due to being tied-down by these legal codes, subsidiaries, ethical codes, etc that mark classical governmental structures. Thus, given that the golden rule of capitalism is social Darwinism or survival of the fittest, my stronger corporation will easily stamp out the weaker "government" corporation and grant true governmental jurisdiction to my corporate entity. In fact, whenever capitalism becomes advanced enough in a country you notice that classical "governmental" corporations always bow down to the superior and more efficient pure free-market corporations, which is in fact the hallmark of true capitalism. In fact sometimes you can just merge with the classical "governments" and replace all their agents with bona fide corporate employees. So, ultimate capitalism is established when a maximally efficient corporation establishes a monopoly on goods and produces a surplus of goods and profits for the 1%, which results in soft white bread, cotton candy, diamond rings, etc, and is pretty star-spangled awesome in my honest opinion.
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Post by Alex on May 25, 2019 9:42:04 GMT -5
Dammit Bizz, now look what you've summoned. So apparently you can have this... thing... and I still can't have my Guest Ghost crew? I mean, I know they're invisible and hiding inside the souls of other beings or some spooky shit but come on. You're basically asking me to go on a treasure hunt for souls hidden by some new-age Jesus while these freakshows run free literally pepper spraying poor people. I mean who the fuck pepper sprays poor people? At this point in time, I'm mainly considering simply curling into a fetal position and casting myself into the throat of a Hawaiian volcano. Obviously I'm not going to do that since I want to be alive to see geg society returned to its former glory (idk why just wanna see it) but wow. You just have to wonder, why are these people roaming free while all the good guys are locked up in hurricane prisons.
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Post by Bizz on May 25, 2019 15:10:01 GMT -5
Okay look, it's not my fault that some weird intergalactic entity emerged from some thought-based ooze and is allegedly preforming horrible actions upon the disciples. For all you know, this was already happening some time ago and it only now came to light due to the nature of the forum and possibly due to the forum going through universes and people finding connection or something like that but eh... Idk. That's a bunch of old news now. My point is, I am not responsible for this. I won't deny any causal links though but rather I see it as an inevitability due to the nature of things. Even if I post something innocuous, chances are it will get magnified in some way. If not Capitalist Wonderbread Factory Domination then something else would have taken its place. Also, just recruit new units dude. The ones you had in the past where uh... to put it kindly, a little daft in some areas. Yeah, if anything you should see this as a positive and fresh new start in some ways. I mean, it's been years so you mostly have a better idea on what to do now. At least, that's what I do to stop regretting so much. And then Kanaya's still alive so there's that. |
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Post by Alex on May 29, 2019 19:06:20 GMT -5
You see, I'm so pumped to recruit a whole new cast of units, but... there's just something missing. Yeah, I like Kanaya and all. But I'm afraid that I'll recruit a whole group of people and they'll all be pointless and daft and fail like the last group. I need a group with relevancy, essentially, and truth. They need to have likable personalities and have good chemistry with each other. So, I'm not just going to pull random people off the street and recruit them like last time. Instead, I'll be more sneaky. I'll secretly recruit people that I secretly deem to be worthy, possibly a very long time in advance. (And possibly... I've already actually done this, years and years ago, hehe.) So one day, out of nowhere they'll reveal themselves and it'll be like I WAS PART OF THE GUEST GHOST CREW FOR THE WHOLE TIME, BABY! And it'll be the person you least expect, but who you knew for so long. Maybe even someone who was close to you. You never know who might be part of the Guest Ghost crew.
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Post by Kanaya on May 30, 2019 3:58:17 GMT -5
Yeah i AGREE with Alex's sentiments regarding RECRUITMENT. even if s/he DID attempted to contact me, I wouldnt accept it because those times are OVER for me. i only JOINED because I wanted to feel PART of something to distract me from my TROUBLES. it was a terrible GUGGISH act I know. to further my point, we were a group of RAGTAG deviants and there wasn't a LOGICAL or HARMONIOUS structure to it. that was an AMAZINGLY glaring folly and yet it went UNACKNOWLEDGED. An UTTER act of RECKLESS guggish abandon.
i dont even know what the FUCK is going to happen with me in the FUTURE but as usual, ill be prepared for ANYTHING and any one who messes with my TRIBE of gegs. This also includes the weird bullshit on the forums and BIZZ's bullshit as well.
as for YOU, alex, DESPITE me not being a part of your CREW, i respect your path to GIGHOOD, in more englishly terms, your path of showmanship, worthy of praise and AWE by many. I will be SUPPORTING you in the background for achieving your ideological RAIDS. you may even REIGNITE that fateful day when the gegs FOUND the forum.
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Post by Alex on Jun 1, 2019 1:00:19 GMT -5
Thank you Kanaya. That's because being part of the Guest Ghost crew isn't just a title for me. It isn't just something I call myself on the internet. It isn't just something I do for fun on the weekends. No, it's a way of life. It's an experience. It's a lifestyle marked by being an individual, being independent, and doing what I want to do no matter who tries to mess with me. Actually, that was the goal of this whole forum from the start, and I am willing to fulfill that goal big time.
Yeah, I know Gamma Concrete and the Biomechaneers have screwed with me throughout the years. Back when I was a ghost, I never wanted a physical body and to know the misadventures I've gone through would be a huge surprise to my former self, who for all I know might even look upon me now with disdain. But when my ghost was transplanted into a cockroach fangirl's body, I had to make do with the circumstance the best I could. So here is my message to Bizz, Floop, and Gamma Concrete. I don't hate you, and I don't believe you're part of some massive global conspiracy like Muskrat does. What I do believe is that you're trying to limit the free will of beings by transplanting them into bodies they don't want to be in. Then, sometimes these beings get angry at you because they're forced to cope with difficulties they don't want to cope with, which is understandable.
Gughood is a swamp, I don't want to be guggish. Sometimes I look upon my physical body with disdain and wonder whether everything I do in this life, all the activities and groups that I form, are not just a coping mechanism to deal with my hatred of the body. To distract myself from it, but distractions are a swamp. They suck your energy away. I don't want the Guest Ghost crew to be a manifestation of my suffering. If I create another Guest Ghost crew, it will not be a coping strategy like I believe the first one was, but it will be a global network of like-minded individuals who are free from the bounds of those who try to move their souls around.
Here's something nobody ever tells you about biomechanics. Every soul that exists has a home. This might be in timespace, spacetime, or even hidden spacetime areas. This is the place where that soul would be the most fulfilled and satisfied. The goal of Bizz, Floop, Gamma Concrete, and other Biomechaneers is to jumble up soul-space so that all the souls are scattered around, distant from their homes. So then, naturally, the soul will start to move towards its home. But Alex, you might say, if the home is so far away then how does the soul know where it is to move towards it? Well, it's pretty much a fundamental force like gravity. If you're in the gravitational field of a planet, you don't have to "know" where the planet is to start moving towards it. You just start moving towards it because that's just a law that the universe has for some reason. The problem is that while all these souls are scattered about and moving towards their homes, they start bumping into each other, and each bump causes friction between the two people. The friction accumulates and builds up into large-scale wars and conflicts. That's why there's so much conflict in this world and that's why we gegs are naturally equipped to deal with this conflict through evolution.
You might be wondering, Alex, why are you so philosophical all of a sudden? Well actually these ideas are not purely mine. I got them from a philosopher named Dr. B who has recently grown prominent in the holy trinity. He has researched topics such as biomechanics and geghood for many years. I spoke to him in one of his virtual teleconferences, and he hasn't revealed to me the full scope of his research yet, but he's apparently traversing spacetime right now and visiting many different planets. One of these will be the Florida bunker on Earth. He says he knows true reason behind why the certain gegs were chosen by the Applehouse to be made invisible and placed on Earth. Who knows, maybe this "Dr. B" individual would be a good candidate for the Guest Ghost crew. But I wouldn't tell you if he was actually part of it of course, hehe.
All in all, you can expect me to pursue gighood, the route of showmanship, and avoid gughood at all costs. And it all begins today. Not tomorrow, not next week, but right here, right now. And despite the chaotic state of affairs, I will hope to be like a museum curator and guide holy trinity beings to pursue their own individual paths of gighood.
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Post by pippy on Jun 1, 2019 1:10:41 GMT -5
Uh, they put the gegs on Earth and slathered them in bubble semen to have them generate bubbles for the Applehouse so it could power their Strawberry Milk farms. Cause we knooooow how much Uncle Cow loves bubbles. Right Eris?
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Post by hisperic on Jun 1, 2019 1:57:53 GMT -5
I'm sure you all know this by now, but I love the Applehouse. When I was born, I was a helpless little baby and sometimes I feel like I never grew up. I never found my place in the world. But the Applehouse, they've given me a shelter and a safe space to pronounce my ideas in. They provided me not only comfort and warmth, but also exhilaration through the endless ways that they would work with me and support me.
But I've been afraid of them ever since Daniel came to power. Him and his salamander5 neural nets. He decided to trap the salamander in a brothel, and ever since then I've really feared them. I tried to free the salamander, going into the depths of hell and risking my life while doing so. But I'm just not powerful enough. I'm not a royal. I'm not a hero. I'm not a god. I'm not genetically modified like the gegs are. I'm just an ordinary person whose soul just happened to be transplanted, as Alex said, into a nervous and reproductive system.
I am a mote in the world's machinations. I probably don't have much free will. Alex speaks of a "Dr. B". Well, the only other doctor I know is Dr. Kläpper, and he plays a game with queens and kings and universes, where some people are chosen to be kings and queens and then promoted or corrupted. If this game were being played now, then I would be a pawn. I tried to reach the end of the board and promote myself by saving salamander5 from the brothel but I failed and now the Applehouse left me. Now I don't know what else I can do. I feel useless. I would inundate myself with phlegm streams but it's pointless. I would join a group or something but that's also pointless. Everything is pointless. Everything is pointless without the Applehouse.
Maybe I should genetically modify myself. Maybe the gegs know something that I don't. Maybe I should meet one of these Biomechaneers so they can move my soul somewhere else.
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Post by Eris on Jun 1, 2019 2:10:23 GMT -5
Interesting pippy. And Alex, I'll say that names are always important in the holy trinity. You should always examine names, because they're all carefully chosen by higher-ups, who often want to deceive us. Regarding this Dr. B character, I wonder what the B stands for, because it reminds me of bubbles. If he's gotten famous, this may mean that he was selected by these higher-ups, and so it's possible he knows something about bubbles that we don't. Bubbles being, of course, of metaphysical importance to both the Applehouse and the Strawberry Milkists.
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Post by pippy on Jun 1, 2019 2:38:57 GMT -5
Nah, the Applehouse are actually semen demons. All they want is your semen. Semen is everywhere. Bubbles are a way to siphon semen from your body.
This whole situation can be described by semen on a cum dumpster's face and the semen is the bubbles, the cum dumpster is the Applehouse, and the dicks are the invisible gegs.
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