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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Feb 25, 2015 19:44:28 GMT -5
The snake has spoken! Thank you for your services Universe Snake. You never fail us for you are us thus we always win. 1000 blessings and more sacrifices to come.
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Post by C-0_0-I on Feb 25, 2015 19:46:20 GMT -5
i guess i will be called bob then. i guess i should change my guest name. or are guest names and normal names meant to be alike.
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Feb 25, 2015 19:49:17 GMT -5
Well, they don't need to be as it's a preference. Bob in this case does look much more human and natural than that weird nonsense that you have right now as your guest name. Seeing as there really won't be much of anyone else on this forum. I would say that name will be unique for now. If any other Bob's do show up, I suggest you apply the proper amendments in order to make it seem more interesting and distinct.
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Post by C-0_0-I on Feb 25, 2015 19:50:52 GMT -5
one last question. do i change to bob or Bob?
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Feb 25, 2015 19:53:50 GMT -5
Bob. Is that not common sense? Oh dear, your amnesia must be highly overbearing. It's a miracle that you can even breathe! Soon enough must I explain life to you you lost soul through the logical world of the Universe Snake.
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Post by Bob on Feb 25, 2015 19:56:13 GMT -5
wow. i almost could not change it. i feel 100% invisible now. it is very unnerving.
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Feb 25, 2015 20:00:16 GMT -5
That is because you allow yourself to hold onto the past. All of us gets stuck in that state sometimes. It's only natural. But now you must clear your old self and convert to a new life of our religion which is known as Tuius. There you will finally understand yourself and find your true calling. I will be back to get your started on some of our beliefs and ideals. If you truly care for salvation then you will wait here for the entire day. Be it a test to learn willpower and to accept god.
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Post by Bob on Feb 25, 2015 20:01:02 GMT -5
okay.
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Post by Guest Ghost on Feb 26, 2015 22:39:05 GMT -5
Okay, I can tolerate some shit but this is insanity. You are banned from sharing your disgusting Pagan filth around. Have you not considered how weird these guests are? They might be retarded rather than amnesiac. Or maybe they come from the different place. Basically you're fucking up some innocent creature with your primitive and illogical ways of forced living based off of what some assholes said a long time ago. Stop this Universe Snake nonsense or I'll be forced to do the thing and you do not want that to happen.
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Mar 2, 2015 0:35:52 GMT -5
Insanity? How dare you even think to speak against god as if he can't hear you. This fallen person needs to experience life as it is as you are the one that is ruining it with your immoral atheist ways. You're the one that is fucking up this innocent creature and I shan't stop proper learning. And what is this thing? Sounds like an empty threat from a fool such as yourself. I will continue to preach the name of the lord and continue to bring everyone into true conscience with the love from out Universe Snake. He fucking made you, show some respect and thankfulness you fucking asshole.
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Post by Pira on Mar 2, 2015 0:39:37 GMT -5
Sorry if my master was being harsh as I'm fairly sure your living way is perfectly okay. I welcome your religion as I think we should just calm down and apologize. Here, I'll get the calming-down music:
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Mar 2, 2015 0:41:14 GMT -5
I shan't ever calm down as it is my duty to help the weak minded with my religion. YOU. You will listen to me and my lessons. Go fetch the other one named Bob as you will soon learn my preachings.
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Post by Pira on Mar 2, 2015 0:42:13 GMT -5
Um, well, okay. There isn't really a easy way to get that person back though. Maybe he will float back by.
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Mar 2, 2015 0:45:07 GMT -5
Very well then. Let us begin!
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Post by Sr.Zomivos on Mar 2, 2015 0:59:38 GMT -5
The world is ever changing as we wonder where it came from. Well, the answer to that is the Universe Snake, he made us. It all started with a great white hole (which is the opposite of a black hole if you didn't know) that recreates everything. The snake is soon created and begins to expand and eat the entire universe again as that is its very goal. The snake is constantly hungry as it must be fed. (Sacrifices help nicely but we'll get to that later.) Soon, it will eat the entire universe. After it does that, the snake will curl up into a spiral, tighter and tighter until it becomes infinitely dense turning the entire universe into a black hole as the snake is the entire universe at this point. Soon, it will invert back into a white hole, upchucking all of what we knew and existed in into a completely new and different arrangement. And that is the creation myth as its meaning is the most important. You see, the Universe Snake can be shorted as US which is the pronoun you use to describe multiple people who are from the speakers perspective. We are of the result of the many possible combinations that the Universe Snake has made for us. We are him essentially since he even made himself. And therefore He is us or "US" so to say. To disrespect him is to disrespect yourself, others, our creator, and really all of existence. Such hate is just ridiculous as many don't realize the appreciation of the world we are given as this religion helps us explore so much into it. Finally, everything is explained and is beautiful. And since the snake is always created, a constant if you will, it means that the snake was always meant to guide us. We are destined to follow the law of the snake and therefore we are destined to worship him. That will be your lesson for today. Next we will discuss his children.
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