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Post by b on Aug 17, 2019 9:05:19 GMT -5
Hello Eris.
If you don't mind, I would kindly like to ask you to perform a certain favor for me.
Specifically, to implement this favor.
In yourself.
I would like to know if you are open to such a possibility.
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Eris
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Post by Eris on Aug 17, 2019 9:09:45 GMT -5
Um, to implement what inside myself?
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Post by b on Aug 17, 2019 9:10:45 GMT -5
Oh, no no no. I don't mean it in that way. I just mean that I would like you to store a certain important object and keep it safe. An object that is dear to me.
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Eris
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Post by Eris on Aug 17, 2019 9:12:13 GMT -5
Where, on my spaceship? And you trust me... why?
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Post by b on Aug 17, 2019 9:40:36 GMT -5
I would like you to incubate an egg.
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An alien egg.
In your womb.
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Eris
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Post by Eris on Aug 17, 2019 10:19:44 GMT -5
...Why?
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Post by b on Aug 17, 2019 10:24:24 GMT -5
Perhaps this is sacrilegious, but I have studied you for a while, and determined that your internal conditions are proper to distill the spirit of the egg to its most basic form. To prepare for a new life.
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Eris
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Post by Eris on Aug 17, 2019 10:28:02 GMT -5
My actual womb? Honestly, I will have to say I have never received such a request, Dr. B.
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Post by b on Aug 18, 2019 4:19:15 GMT -5
It will pretty much be inserted through a special tube going into your womb area. Would you be open to this possibility?
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Eris
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Post by Eris on Aug 18, 2019 4:24:44 GMT -5
No, I think I'll close myself to it. I don't want to deal with some living artifact sitting inside me for any extended amount of time, and I have too many eggs in one basket already, anyway.
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Post by Muskrat on Aug 18, 2019 5:40:34 GMT -5
grEaT decISioN, ERIS! doN't be A DAFT fOoL. ThAt EGG iS THe MaRk of thE BEaSt GeneTIcaLlY enGInEeRed bY THe APPLEHOUSE TO mAkE YoU STErILe To EvERythINg eXCEpt hIdeOUs alien baBies!
thAT's bECAuse the LeFt HaND pATH UsEs "MagIcal ITemS" tO achieVE morphIC RESOnANcE WITh eVIl ANd StrenGTHEN YoUr ties witH eViL eNEmiEs, WHILE THE RIghT HaNd paTh, AND tHOse whO foLloW tHe Path oF GooDneSs aND puriTy, wIlL nEver TeMpT yoU wITh suCH iteMS. IT is A daNgeRoUs woRld oUT tHErE aNd evERYONe wANTS To tAINT Us AnD maKe uS THEIr FoOlS... DoN't fall FoR IT!
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Post by Eris on Aug 18, 2019 5:44:31 GMT -5
Don't worry Muskrat. I really just don't wish to have large, living artifacts inside of me for any extended period of time.
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Post by b on Aug 18, 2019 6:22:26 GMT -5
Since you're the only one with perfect incubation conditions in your womb, Eris, it seems like whatever's inside this little egg simply has to die, then.  |
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Post by semjaseplejaren on Aug 18, 2019 6:25:10 GMT -5
"And xe who dwelleth in the nether-realms of the APPLEHOUSE causeth all, whether jagged or bulbous, abstract or concrete, master or confederate, to receive an EGG in their vagina, or in their womb. And she alone who beareth this EGG, and who does not remove it, will beget a new HOLY TRINITY, and the masses of the world will bow down before her."
(Thus saith the prophecy of Gamma Concrete.)
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