Post by Kochimski on May 4, 2023 22:46:21 GMT -5
Hello friends and enemies, welcome to the Kochimski show, the only show which ventures into the deepest recesses of the interuniversal meeting point and collects energy from its most infernal fires to bring you the essence of its power. Today we ventured into a lava pool in a suit that is immune to lava and found another smaller pool beneath the lava in the pool which contained black goo and when we zoomed into that goo with an electron microscope we found it consisted of self-replicating nanobots that were trapped under the lava. So if the lava was not there, the nanobots would have taken over the world and gone into universal domination by now. We would be bowing to them like people fantasize would happen if Nazi Germani won WW2, or whatever other fantasies about being punished by a totalizing Dionysian daddy figure there are. Do you want to be bowing down to a bunch of nanobots and saying thank you daddy with a seminally receiving ahegao face? No? Then thank the Kochimski show for its lava conservation program, sponsored by Gamma Concrete! This sponsorship, which begun in January 2023, has already worked to conserve thousands of lava pools around the interuniversal meeting point.
Anyway, the point of this show I want you to receive is something called Geggies. Now what is a Geggy? A Geggy is a creature that was recently discovered by Gamma Concrete scientists around January 2023 which is similar to a geg but has a drastically reduced lifespan of about three fortnights. It could be thought of as the homunculus of a geg, because it was created in the laboratory of a bunch of gegs in Sector G artificially in November 2022. But since then, these Geggies have learned to replicate themselves hence propagate themselves across sectors of reality. They are able to replicate themselves much more efficiently than a geg because their replication does not involve rigmaroles involving fluids flowing back and forth between soft, mushy, pink cloaca. Ah, the cloaca. How my tastes have changed. I used to think that soft and mushy cloaca were guggish, but those days are bygone now. Shudder. Those were the days. The days of blue skies and white puffy clouds and me lying on a beach towel in a meadow, watermelon juice and seeds scattered all over my chin, fantasizing about being a musclebeast. About bodymodding myself until my beefcake trypa-deltoids are plastered all over the entire goddamn universe. Until I'm literally Time's person of the year 2006. Oh how femboyish I have become. How absolutely femboyish I have become. Sitting here and doing these goddamn broadcasts for some multiuniversal corporation when I should be literally Karl Marx.
Fuck. Where was I? Ah, yes, the Geggies. You see, these Geggies look like gegs except they are about a third as tall and wide. Their physiology is similar to that of gegs, except that they are more modular, which means the components that make up their body are not as integrated but can be taken apart and put together in arbitrary combinations, similarly to how words can be put together to form a sentence, you know what I be sayin' boyos. Basically, they be tiny lego geggos. However, the so-called 'soul' of the Geggy cannot be removed from the body because it defines the reference position that all the components are placed in relation to. None of the components would be able to operate without the presence of the reference position, and you can think of it as the period and space at the end of the sentence which identify and delineate it as a sentence. The soul component always has a gray moon symbol etched into it, so all Geggies have a moon symbol right in the center of their body like that Luna cat from Sailor Moon or whatever. All the other components of a Geggy can be removed and that's why there's lots of Geggy component trash strewn across multiple sectors, often in distinct streaks where shoals of Geggies were migrating. So let me ask you, do you want to live in a trashland like Earth? A land where the water is all muddy and polluted and they have to fund huge efforts to clean it up? No? Then support the reduction of Geggy body part pollution, sponsored by Gamma Concrete. We don't want any of those modular components laying around and become trash so we just pour lava on 'em. And I would like to personally say that I love to pour lava on a Geggy, dead or alive, because they're going to replicate themselves anyway so who cares.
Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with a Geggy.
Anyway, the point of this show I want you to receive is something called Geggies. Now what is a Geggy? A Geggy is a creature that was recently discovered by Gamma Concrete scientists around January 2023 which is similar to a geg but has a drastically reduced lifespan of about three fortnights. It could be thought of as the homunculus of a geg, because it was created in the laboratory of a bunch of gegs in Sector G artificially in November 2022. But since then, these Geggies have learned to replicate themselves hence propagate themselves across sectors of reality. They are able to replicate themselves much more efficiently than a geg because their replication does not involve rigmaroles involving fluids flowing back and forth between soft, mushy, pink cloaca. Ah, the cloaca. How my tastes have changed. I used to think that soft and mushy cloaca were guggish, but those days are bygone now. Shudder. Those were the days. The days of blue skies and white puffy clouds and me lying on a beach towel in a meadow, watermelon juice and seeds scattered all over my chin, fantasizing about being a musclebeast. About bodymodding myself until my beefcake trypa-deltoids are plastered all over the entire goddamn universe. Until I'm literally Time's person of the year 2006. Oh how femboyish I have become. How absolutely femboyish I have become. Sitting here and doing these goddamn broadcasts for some multiuniversal corporation when I should be literally Karl Marx.
Fuck. Where was I? Ah, yes, the Geggies. You see, these Geggies look like gegs except they are about a third as tall and wide. Their physiology is similar to that of gegs, except that they are more modular, which means the components that make up their body are not as integrated but can be taken apart and put together in arbitrary combinations, similarly to how words can be put together to form a sentence, you know what I be sayin' boyos. Basically, they be tiny lego geggos. However, the so-called 'soul' of the Geggy cannot be removed from the body because it defines the reference position that all the components are placed in relation to. None of the components would be able to operate without the presence of the reference position, and you can think of it as the period and space at the end of the sentence which identify and delineate it as a sentence. The soul component always has a gray moon symbol etched into it, so all Geggies have a moon symbol right in the center of their body like that Luna cat from Sailor Moon or whatever. All the other components of a Geggy can be removed and that's why there's lots of Geggy component trash strewn across multiple sectors, often in distinct streaks where shoals of Geggies were migrating. So let me ask you, do you want to live in a trashland like Earth? A land where the water is all muddy and polluted and they have to fund huge efforts to clean it up? No? Then support the reduction of Geggy body part pollution, sponsored by Gamma Concrete. We don't want any of those modular components laying around and become trash so we just pour lava on 'em. And I would like to personally say that I love to pour lava on a Geggy, dead or alive, because they're going to replicate themselves anyway so who cares.
Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with a Geggy.
