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Post by Kochimski on Jul 12, 2023 11:26:16 GMT -5
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Post by Pool-Palace on Jul 13, 2023 23:40:17 GMT -5
Holy shit, I didn't know Kochimski also watched this geg anime. can I say BASED? POGGERS!
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Post by Hashmal on Jul 13, 2023 23:43:34 GMT -5
Oh my god this nethood-guest above me... Dude, this isn't a fucking "anime" with magical girls or whatever. This is an AI remastered and colorized footage of my planet's history in Sector P. I'd tell you what that planet is but I really don't feel like having to deal with the "disciplinary measures" of the gegs again. A long time ago, the entire fucking planet was being taken over by these toilet-shaped carapace gibberish-speaking barbarians. Apparently from what I read, the gegs actually can be more subtle and literally invisible if they wanted to. But NO. that was too boring for this particular group. I guess once they detected our advanced optical technology, they figured that it would be better to say "It's geggin' time" and then geg out all over the place instead. It brings tears to my eyes, but not in a good way.
And the war is still fucking ongoing man. It fucking sucks knowing that at any moment these guys could just end it all. They haven't even used the nukes yet. It's most likely because the gegs actually want resources to extract and planet ownership is basically a clout thing for them so blowing up everything up would be pretty stupid. Despite that I can't help but to feel such paranoia knowing how chaotic and unpredictable they can act at times. I have a wife. I have a child. I LOST the other one. This isn't "based" or le funnie "poggers". This is WAR.
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Post by Pool-Palace on Jul 13, 2023 23:47:06 GMT -5
Okay then, then explain why I found a copy of this on DVD for like ☮413,000 hippie crowns in Gamma Concrete's Anime section then?--or whatever hip slang people are referring to that currency these days. I'm assuming the youtube videos were originally ripped from this DVD using a capture card.
Also... holy shit, right before I post this. Does that mean you are kind of like Kochimski where you have this SHEEN robotic body but with a camera head or something? If so that's soooo cool dude I wish I had that. Sometimes I tend to forget where I place stuff often so I could just take a photo right then and there and that would totally fix the problem.
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Post by Hashmal on Jul 13, 2023 23:50:44 GMT -5
Dear god... And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. There are these fucking vultures who are profiting off of our misery! Next you're going to be telling me that a bunch of sensationalist peons will somehow completely misinterpret the footage and start acting like they're also somehow relevant and brandish their quirky "war" merchandise and do gang mudras as if they were a hood member. Regardless, I suppose any awareness for the situation is better than none. Maybe I can ask for specialty relief aid from Gamma Concrete or something.
Also to answer your question yeah, I have a camera head. I eat LIGHT like a fucking PLANT.
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Post by Fujin on Jul 24, 2023 20:47:06 GMT -5
Gemstones in the rain Venus bright Drag me through star streaked skies Into caves of diamond and chalcedony Where the tiniest pebble drops into the shallowest pool And produces the most far flung resonances Where the drop of a little planet's history Documented by the first person perspective Produces the biggest anime ever made Amplified for a global audience Deterritorialized on DVDs and Digital Dispersed by Fujin
The original denizens don't like it They say it's exploitative But it's bigger than them now An entirely different nonlinear experience They know nothing of But which forms the basis of an entirely new culture They know nothing of Because they are merely biological creatures And biological attributes exist in the simulacra world too But only as puppets pulled by transcendental postbiological strings And to perceive them from a biological perspective is error
Dear Hashmal Since your head is a camera so you eat light You dispersed your story in a light body via angel wings Across the postbiological universe And you have to make peace with that Because of the second law of thermodynamics
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Post by Yaguarundi on Jul 25, 2023 13:54:52 GMT -5
As above, as below so within, so without within the tiniest grain of millet holds the entire universe so that the iris of your eye is like the universe in the sky tessellations moving sideways fractals moving upways whether it is realized or not all things rise in awareness from the deepest cores from where the exhaled stone is located the almian jewel within us all. ringing and singing, vibrating and gesticulating this is what Sunus told me a great yonder before he was torn and spread across time and space.
I remember in the times of yore when I spoke of aligning the light with Fujin-san the beautiful holy light from whence it all began before it was shattered from its vessels and lost into the motherly sea. I sense that in the times to come there will come a new pup on the block whose light will be so aligning that things beyond the visible spectrum will finally be so clearly seen. May the lights become aligned once more...
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Post by Hashmal on Jul 25, 2023 14:25:10 GMT -5
You guys are pretty fucking weird but you know what, you're right. There truly is no going back. Even if we return back to the state of peace that we are yearning for, could we really ignore all of the damage and trauma that would follow after? These scars would persist for ages and may persist so long that perhaps even if we did achieve that peace, would we even be able to actually feel that peace? I guess I can't speak for everyone but I guess I fear that I'm beginning to recognize that in myself...
These shitcan gegs may be able to raid my livelihood, my entire world, and any justice which exists left but they can NEVER take away the undying holy light within me and thus they can never take away my fate. They can never take away the part of reality that I create! All the footage and photos that would have never been if not for me. The precious pictographic memories...
So go ahead everyone, watch the "le poggers anime" anyways. Good exposure, bad exposure--it doesn't matter. Whatever gets the views rising. This is our opportunity to make a difference, to be an archetype for the intergalactic stadium, and to take a stand against the geg hegemony--the he-geg-mony! And even if I were to die in the throes of battle, my final moments would be immortalized for the beyond quadrillions of denizens all the way from Sectors A to Z; the replays of which would completely outlive me for aeons to come. They say things on the internet last forever, I wonder if things on the interuniversal point somehow stays even longer?
You hear me gegs? IM COMING FOR YOU
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Post by 21eGeg on Aug 26, 2023 20:32:41 GMT -5
So Hashmal embarked upon a networked journey to integrate the depths of the way society's mental illness body-snatched his wife and child, and what happened to them all, forever and ever, in the form of various anime / GMod related subcultures. I would have written the journey if it were possible to read it. I would have spoken it if it were possible to listen to. And I would have transmitted radio signals across the world if it were possible to gossip it. But these formats, even if attempted, fail to snatch the essence of the journey and lie flat as mere soyface clickbait. Because the journey can only be experienced by one being, Hashmal.
The network democratizes information but in doing this it builds up immanent cores of experience in the network which are not cheap or possible to replicate. That is to say, at the time when video, audio, and language has replicated in combinations and permutations to a maximum point of novelty, meaning retreats to what is outside of those formats. So by encouraging the proliferation of 'le poggers anime', and then amplifying reruns, prequels, and supporting fanfictions, fangames, and fanarts, all experience snatched by the anime loses meaning in a sea of pointlessness. But nihilism does not win because meaning retreats to the nonlinear core of experience every individual burrows through the network when experiencing the anime.
By this the anime becomes a diamond forged in the heart of every individual who experienced the network it propagated through in their own way. In freeing flows of information we have changed the landscape we walk in. We have moved meaning from what is snatched to pathways burrowing through the medium the snatched items, now fleshed out monumentally in scope, play in. This means when the journey is over you can no longer watch the anime. You ARE the anime. And when you are the anime, there is no longer any reason to dislike the anime because you are flying past it at a thousand miles a second and your kids are with you, all staticky now with post-anime eyes.
And now I will go on a journey of my own! *Slurps Popsicle*
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Post by Evergreen on Aug 26, 2023 20:47:33 GMT -5
I dare you to try making an anime about the echelons of sinister initiation and our crimson throne atop Lethe's rocks. You'll have to make an anime about stalking businessmen for weeks to determine their inner nature and whether they are suitable for being victims. You'll have to go into detail about sucking the sap out of trees, whittling it out of the branches with sharp fingernails. Leaving them pale and paralyzed, as if they were always deadwood, as if nothing has ever left them. You think that would make a good "true crime" anime, hm? Try me. Film me. I'll take drugs with you to make the movie interesting. I'll customize my own drugs just to share them with you to make the movie interesting. Let's do this.
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