Post by Ddawg on Jan 10, 2014 1:24:00 GMT -5
"this one time" meaning today
at around lunch time I went into the fridge and got two eggs, and I was gonna make some delicious eggs and bacon. Got my bowl and everything, cracked an egg, and then my mom walks in.
"You know there's no bacon?" she said to me. I just frowned and said, "who wants to eat this egg?"
and my dumbass sister was all like "lol fag u cookd it so just eat it bitch"
I ignored her though
what a waste of an egg
true story liek if u cri evryim
at around lunch time I went into the fridge and got two eggs, and I was gonna make some delicious eggs and bacon. Got my bowl and everything, cracked an egg, and then my mom walks in.
"You know there's no bacon?" she said to me. I just frowned and said, "who wants to eat this egg?"
and my dumbass sister was all like "lol fag u cookd it so just eat it bitch"
I ignored her though
what a waste of an egg
true story liek if u cri evryim
