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so I was on twitter the other day and I saw this thing called "heatmapper" or some shit that you can install on your websites and the places that people click the most will appear red and places they don't are blue, like a thermal camera

I clicked the link and the company was Crazy Egg, so I was trying to download that shit and you have to fucking pay, I immediately left the page

later that day I got an e-mail from Crazy Egg, saying, "did something go wrong with your purchase?"

um, no, it didn't, you fuckin' lied to me you son of a cock (get it? chickens hatch from eggs, cock is slang for...yeah)

anyway, I deleted the e-mail.

then the next day, I got another one from guess fucking who, CRAZY FUCKIN' EGG, saying, "we want the best experience for you blah blah blah please try again" or some shit

I deleted that one too

then for, like, 3 days in a row I didn't hear from those fuckers

then a few minutes ago, I GOT AN E-MAIL FROM THEM SAYING, AND I QUOTE, "Your heatmapper is almost ready..."

FUCK. YOU. CRAZY. EGG.

SUCK MY DICK. I DON'T WANT YOUR GODDAMN FALSE ADVERTISED BULLSHIT PRODUCT.

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHORE

next time I'm marking it as spam.

dunno why I didn't think of that sooner