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Post by Ddawg on Feb 4, 2014 13:39:22 GMT -5
give the next poster a task to accomplish and a list of objects. He must complete the task using only the objects you listed. (you must use ALL items, no more, no less) (and then of course you post a task and a list for the next guy) you can list a completely normal task or a really crazy one, and you can list as many items as you want. Let's start! stop an elephant stampede from breaking into a village with: a 3 foot rope a pencil sharpener a 10 gallon bucket filled with oil and a rake
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Post by IxSt0rMxI on Feb 8, 2014 8:34:18 GMT -5
I strap the 3 foot rope between 2 trees, spill the 10 gallon of oil infront of the rope, I sharpen the rake(the wood) with the sharpener, use that to lead the elephants to the rope and oil(use the rake to scare them ofc ) they glide over the oil, trip over the rope and they stop ^^ stop the end of the world(asteroids) with a metalic pencil sharpener ^^
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 5:41:35 GMT -5
I use the sharpener to sharpen a pencil for the guy smart enough to write out a plan and stop the asteroids
Kill someone and get away with it
A comb Licensed Captain America lunchbox Handful of cat hair A credit card 3 sandwich bags 1 sandwich
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Post by Ddawg on Jul 17, 2014 21:02:06 GMT -5
put 1 sandwich in the sandwich bag, save the other 2 for later.
Kill the dude by slitting his throat with the credit card. Then place the sandwich in his mouth and the bag in his hand. Tear the lid off the lunchbox and leave that on the body, too. Then leave a trail with the other two bags, one nearby, one at his house. Leave the bottom half of the lunchbox at his house, too.
Use the comb to brush the cat hair, and use it for a toupee as a disguise as I skip town.
break through a 15 foot thick wall of solid titanium using: a blowdryer an electric portable keyboard a straw bag filled with jelly beans a live hog and 3 noodles
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Post by Ddawg on Jul 17, 2014 23:17:01 GMT -5
first let me just say that that was the most awesomely hilarious thing I have ever read okay, here goes: I use the smoke grenade in the middle of the classroom. I then sneak to the teacher's desk through the smoke and plant the cocaine in his desk, along with the gun with no bullets. I use the lighter to cook the salamander eggs and eat them for a snack while I wait for the smoke to clear. (literally) Here comes the principal to see wtf is going on, I pin it all on the teacher, they find the shit in his desk, he gets arrested, and then I pass the test by default because the teacher was a lunatic. get a girl to fall in love with you using: a fingernail clipper a roll of paper towels an extension cord and a slice of pepperoni pizza
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Post by tHe TuSs on Aug 13, 2014 23:50:54 GMT -5
um... I don't KNOW anything ABOUT human ROMANCE but OK.
FIRST, give HER the FINGERNAIL clipper AS a PRESENT. then, MAKE lots OF kiss MOTIONS in THE air TO signify ATTRACTION. then TOUCH breasts WITH the WET, slimy PIZZA. quickly WRAP the EXTENSION cord AROUND her NECK and HOLD it SO she CAN'T escape, PUNCH (wait THAT is WAY too VIOLENT) um... DRAW a HEART on THE paper TOWELS and GIVE it TO her. THE end.
STOP humans FROM being SO lame USING a TIME machine AND three CAKES
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Post by Ddawg on Aug 14, 2014 0:10:15 GMT -5
okay, I guess I use the time machine to go back to when Hitler was 10 and give him the three cakes and maybe he won't go insane..?
STOP JAVA FROM UPDATING SO GODDAMN MUCH using: a cup of coffee gamma radiation 3 bottles of glue a fried ham and a feather duster
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Post by 1jim3bob on Nov 16, 2014 16:07:50 GMT -5
To begin I'll take two bottles of glue and the gamma radiation. I'll then pour them into one bottle of glue to make some super-gluey glue! With my feather duster, I will disguise myself as the maid for Oracle HQ (or wherever java is located). I'll make my way to Larry Ellisan's office, and make sure nobody's around. Isolated, I will use my glue on both the bottom of the cup of coffee and it's handle, then place it on Larry's desk. Once Larry has inevitably stuck his hand on the mug, I'll come in with the fried ham. If he does not put a stop to all the Java updates, I'll threaten to "go HAM". You must blow up the moon with these five objects:
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Post by Ddawg on Nov 16, 2014 17:39:55 GMT -5
okay, I put the fork in the bag and fill it with the soap. Then I set the twig on fire by rubbing it on the needle. I put the fire under the bag, the soap explodes, sending the fork flying into outer space and straight through the moon, then it's core explodes. the end.
(wow that was the most scientifically incorrect thing ever)
defeat Cthulhu using:
a grenade a 15lb dumbbell a nametag that says "Frank" 5 golden rings and a vintage Spider-Man comic book
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Post by 1jim3bob on Nov 16, 2014 17:58:50 GMT -5
Using the 15lb dumbbell, I get myself super buff, and go to wherever the fuck cthulu is supposed to spawn, then wait for his magnificent return from under the ocean I think. By reading the vintage Spider-Man comic book, I will be able to quote Uncle Ben flawlessly. "With great power comes great responsibility." With it's newfound philosophy, Cthulu will be stunned for a few moments. During this time, I tear out the letters from the vintage Spider-Man comic and reposition them to Cthulu's view. I do the same with the nametag. I will make them spell out "I, as your new master, order you to kill Frank." I promise him five golden rings if he does the job correctly. Cthulu will now be searching for the first person he finds named frank. While he's destracted by the job, I'll climb up to his face (being super buff) and lob a grenade into his mouth. You must infiltrate the white house and assasinate Zackery Obama (Obama's cousin that never goes outside) using only these items:- Common drill
- Disembodied feet
- Jaguar (console)
- Nylon
- Soil
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Post by Ddawg on Nov 16, 2014 18:14:03 GMT -5
so I walk up to the front door and knock. Secret service is like "come on in." so I come on in. (seriously, look at this: www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/man-climbs-white-house-fence-races-toward-mansion-before-being-seized/2014/09/19/1c3a96aa-4065-11e4-b0ea-8141703bbf6f_story.html ) Then I find Zack and ask if he wants to play the Jaguar with me. While he's playing and distracted, I tie him up with the nylon. I use the drill to make his earholes much, much larger and then cram the disembodied feet into each one. I then take him outside and tell everyone I found the Earfeet Man and he wants to go to the arcade. So they let me out and by that time he's bled to death, so I bury him in the back yard with the soil. prove Narnia really exists using: a dresser (not a wardrobe, a dresser) a wristwatch a wolf with autism 25 blue Pikmin 25 red Pikmin and a pair of high heels
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