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Post by old asian man on Jan 5, 2015 1:48:28 GMT -5
would you like to solve completely deep riddles my children? then lets explore my van.
i will introduce to you two concepts that will now become known to you. autological and heterological adjectives. an autological adjective is an adjective that describes actually itself on a perfectly matching semantic level. for example my kiddies. short is autological because it is a short word. unhyphenated is autological because it doesn't have any hyphens in it. and pentasyllabic is autological because it has five syllables. i believe your young mind has easily conquered that concept. now for heterological adjectives. these guys simply do what autological adjectives don't. they don't simply describe itself with its own semantics. long is heterological because the word long isn't really long. unwritten and monosyllabic are also heterological for their obvious reasons. now my kiddies, it is time to test your wits.
i will give you three mind blowing questions. you may have already figured out what im going to say. the first question is, is the adjective heterological, heterological or not? the second is, is the adjective autological, autological or not? the third is, determine whether words like red, pronounceable, and loud are heterological or autological. here's a hint kiddies. sometimes the real answer exists outside the binary. =>
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Post by Bizz on Jan 5, 2015 20:29:29 GMT -5
You lost me at van.
STRANGER DANGER OH GOD HELP
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 5, 2015 20:35:51 GMT -5
here's a riddle what is blind as a bat? the answer: a bat this has been riddles with Ddawg
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Post by Bizz on Jan 5, 2015 20:43:39 GMT -5
Once, my blind bat was blind, so I kicked it. And it HOLY SHIT AHH ITS ATTCKING ME! Hey! And it starting seeing again.
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 5, 2015 20:48:44 GMT -5
I was looking through the GC looking for this topic and I couldn't find it so I was like "where'd it go?" then I remembered it was in Forum Games so here I am, posting in it.
that's my story, please spread this and like if you cry everytime.
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Post by Bizz on Jan 5, 2015 20:59:12 GMT -5
I was looking through the GC looking for this topic and I couldn't find it so I was like "where'd it go?" then I remembered it was in Forum Games so here I am, posting in it. that's my story, please spread this and like if you cry everytime. Spread it like buddhur
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Post by Bizz on Jan 9, 2015 23:00:18 GMT -5
So in my calculus class last year in math, there were these two Chinese twins. Ving, and Ling. Ving was always super cool with me. In exchange for answers (he was super smart) I would hang out with him and be his friend and stuff. After I cheated off of him and studied with him though, I did get to be his friend and we got very close. His sister, Ling, was always uptight about school and she made sure to study, she got stressed about a B, etc. One day I was hanging out with Ving, and we started talking about names. He went off on this huge rant about how he hated his, and how he wanted to change it to something more Asian-American, like Lee. I told him that the Courthouse downtown had a form that you could fill to legally change it. He told me: "I always give you answers. If you could just drive me down to the courthouse this one time, I will never forget you. I just hate this god-forsaken Chinese name and I want to get rid of it forever." He seemed pretty adamant about it, so I decided the best decision would be to take him. We walked out to my car, and right as I put the keys in the ignition Ling came running and tapped on the car door like a madman. I rolled it down and she started freaking out about how Ving's name had been passed down through generations and generations, but Ving didn't care. He just wanted to go down to the Courthouse and get it over with. Ling figured that coming with would be the best idea, so if anything else came up that she would be needed for, she would be there for Ving. Honestly, I felt stuck in the middle of a family feud, so I just took her along. When we got to the Courthouse, Ving confidently walked up to the front desk and asked the receptionist if he could change his name. She gave him a little packet of paper and told him to sit down. Ling and I waited patiently while Ving filled out his info. I was watching him fill it out and I noticed he really did want to change his name to Lee. Before he finished, though, he started tearing up. He told me he couldn't change his name. He asked the lady at the front that he couldn't do it, and she told him he would need twenty dollars to cancel the request. Ling was so relieved and happy that he changed his mind, she dug through her purse, found the money, and started to hand it to the receptionist. It was at this moment that the most stereotypical Asian man burst through the doors. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a visor, American flag shorts, flip flops, everything. This little guy was decked out. When Ving and his old man saw each other, they both started bawling, and embraced each other. Out of his tears, Ving said "Dad, I love my name. I want to be Ving forever, and I'm going to name my kids Ving, and they're going to name their kids Ving, and-" And the old man said "Dont, stop. Be Lee, Ving! Hold onto that fee, Ling."
So yeah I posted this to spite that Asian man.
it's probably a copypasta now.
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Post by Ddawg on Jan 9, 2015 23:50:22 GMT -5
So in my calculus class last year in math, there were these two Chinese twins. Ving, and Ling. Ving was always super cool with me. In exchange for answers (he was super smart) I would hang out with him and be his friend and stuff. After I cheated off of him and studied with him though, I did get to be his friend and we got very close. His sister, Ling, was always uptight about school and she made sure to study, she got stressed about a B, etc. One day I was hanging out with Ving, and we started talking about names. He went off on this huge rant about how he hated his, and how he wanted to change it to something more Asian-American, like Lee. I told him that the Courthouse downtown had a form that you could fill to legally change it. He told me: "I always give you answers. If you could just drive me down to the courthouse this one time, I will never forget you. I just hate this god-forsaken Chinese name and I want to get rid of it forever." He seemed pretty adamant about it, so I decided the best decision would be to take him. We walked out to my car, and right as I put the keys in the ignition Ling came running and tapped on the car door like a madman. I rolled it down and she started freaking out about how Ving's name had been passed down through generations and generations, but Ving didn't care. He just wanted to go down to the Courthouse and get it over with. Ling figured that coming with would be the best idea, so if anything else came up that she would be needed for, she would be there for Ving. Honestly, I felt stuck in the middle of a family feud, so I just took her along. When we got to the Courthouse, Ving confidently walked up to the front desk and asked the receptionist if he could change his name. She gave him a little packet of paper and told him to sit down. Ling and I waited patiently while Ving filled out his info. I was watching him fill it out and I noticed he really did want to change his name to Lee. Before he finished, though, he started tearing up. He told me he couldn't change his name. He asked the lady at the front that he couldn't do it, and she told him he would need twenty dollars to cancel the request. Ling was so relieved and happy that he changed his mind, she dug through her purse, found the money, and started to hand it to the receptionist. It was at this moment that the most stereotypical Asian man burst through the doors. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a visor, American flag shorts, flip flops, everything. This little guy was decked out. When Ving and his old man saw each other, they both started bawling, and embraced each other. Out of his tears, Ving said "Dad, I love my name. I want to be Ving forever, and I'm going to name my kids Ving, and they're going to name their kids Ving, and-" And the old man said "Dont, stop. Be Lee, Ving! Hold onto that fee, Ling." So yeah I posted this to spite that Asian man. it's probably a copypasta now. vault'd lmfao I wasn't expecting that, I thought you were telling a real story from your life
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Post by Bizz on Jan 10, 2015 2:11:31 GMT -5
Maybe Quoteboy should of said this since I really didn't make it up I just copied it from Youtube.
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