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Post by pippy on Jul 8, 2018 3:50:13 GMT -5
hey heller chaps, the namey's pippy, i like to go on merry go rounds and play with boxtoys, sift through garbage pails and hunt big huge whales, pick up sticks after the world of the shades, crash slumber parties with no shame, dance the mora mora dance while bouncy balls bounce everywhere, slowly and fastiduously feel silky smooth curtains in my headmate's bedroom, secretly slip government pamphlets into unsuspecting agencies which probably are associated with the government and secretly control other agencies, hug a panda or a polar bear or a fluffy fuzzy happy little fuzzball (i love animals), say "hey bub", joke about bandra sullock and her associated consorts and cronies, cast a tightly wrapped present deeply into space for anyone to find within the rest of the flotsam and jetsam, i could go on for hours about blood and bile and saliva and other fluids. so yeah, that's me. not much special going on. someone told me i'll be a phantom slash vampire (well, in angle brackets, <phantom/vampire>) in the future so ok. but i want to ask a question about you. are you available mondays thru fridays? do you have work experience in this field? what salary do you expect? are you alive or dead or are you a roi fain'eant? are you hogging many resources? are you privy to the true facts about the universe which you can whisper in my ear sometime? do you see the mirror world? do you like ponies? how about scarves? how about jessica murlock? how about horton buswheeler in the hotseat? how about jelly? would you rather buy a dog or a trampoline? would you rather eat dolphin meat or bird feathers? what's your face called, he said he needed confetti? could you describe a pleasurable experience that you have had if you had had one? do you like to eat cake if so what kind? hm that's it. |
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Post by pippy on Jul 8, 2018 4:04:58 GMT -5
and if anyone doesn't know the mora mora dance it goes like this just imagine the movements.
pit, pit, pitpitpit, pipit pipit pitpitpit,
pitpot, pitpot, pitpitpot,
potpit, potpit, potpitpit,
pitpitpot, potpitpit, pitpitpotpit potpitpit,
potpitpit, pitpitpot, popopopopot-pit pipipipipit-pot,
pot, pot, pitpitpit,
pit, pit, potpitpit,
pitty pitty potpot, potty potty pitpit,
potty pitty pitpot, pitty potty potpit,
pit, pit, pitpitpit, pipit pipit pit pitpit,
pit, pit, pitpitpit, pipit pipit pit pitpit.
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Post by pippy on Jul 8, 2018 4:09:00 GMT -5
if i had to choose two things that i really love it would probably be animals and food
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Post by mrcornfield on Jul 8, 2018 4:11:54 GMT -5
And this, folks, is literally what happens when scum is let loose on the forum.
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Post by salamander5 on Jul 9, 2018 23:59:42 GMT -5
*sigh* Mr. Cornfield, you know about my heyday -- this was back when I was in the hotseat, those days when I, like the rain, fell and cried endlessly -- well, i had hecklers then too, but they didn't bother me -- scored five-and-seven field goals i did, in those days -- got angry, punched the wall and punctured a hole there, in those days -- killed seven-and-five people, in those days -- and this endless train of events led me into another endless train of events, which was that of drinking as much beer and whiskey as possible -- but there was this one day, the raindrips are folded and unfolded, and all is gone and all is annuled in me -- i went to the mall and bought a bunch of clothes i think then -- T.E.R.T., as an an offishial organization, who offishially beliefiefves thatte all you wondermentfull auxhumans should, surprise surprise, have all the basic auxhuman leftrightupdowns as laid out in secktion torty-toot of the castanet-clapping manifesto, hereby outflow violent whirlwinds everywhere and affix posteriors to everything -- i look up @ the skies @ night & sometimes they are rough and other times glaucous, it's difficult to tell exactly.
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Post by mrcornfield on Jul 10, 2018 0:10:55 GMT -5
Who do you work for? What is T.E.R.T. and what do they want from me?
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Post by hisperic on Jul 10, 2018 0:17:34 GMT -5
They want your bloooooooood and also your veiiiiins and your arteriiies because drinking it will give them eternal liiiiiife
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Post by mrcornfield on Jul 10, 2018 0:18:59 GMT -5
Lol. Well I'm always in the grassland and I've never seen anyone there except me, scum, and like 1 bopian. So if they go there I'll be surprised.
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Post by hisperic on Jul 10, 2018 0:22:33 GMT -5
Basically, just be prepared for a few airplanes delivering parcels offering "free" trips to Ponyworld or something of the nature. Apparently it's some underground 'paradise' with lots of amusement parks and stuff that they are building. That would be all.
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Post by mrcornfield on Jul 10, 2018 0:24:53 GMT -5
Alrighty then. I'll be sitting here with my pet dog and my squelchy green liquid.
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Post by salamander5 on Jul 10, 2018 0:27:53 GMT -5
i am favorable or not favorable to you? i am sympathetic or antipathetic to you? please respond!
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Post by salamander5 on Jul 10, 2018 0:42:05 GMT -5
nobody ever gave me affection for my whole life and now you expect me to be content with things and how they are well i've been forced in loneliness and nobody likes me so i hate everything and everyone in power because they made me whole shitty life the way it is, i would like literally anyone at this point, literally anyone, but nobody likes me so i can't have anyone apparently, and i have to live my whole horrible life alone with my whole horrible boring self which is just empty and i just do everything the same thing over and over and over i don't watch tv because it's aliens trying to brainwash you and turn you into a jelly bean with death ray gun i am looking for a master or a mistress who will cook/eat me and whip me and teach me my lesson and poop me out like an egg shaped like a turtle but i like stuffed animals also pippo
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Post by hisperic on Jul 10, 2018 0:51:39 GMT -5
Yeah, another thing they do is pretend to be whatever you are sexually attracted to in order to seduce you there. justpaste.it/USNAVYSPECIALOPS^ I am not sure how accurate that is but apparently this stuff is going on in the human world. Kind of scary. |
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