Japan IS WOKE AF

Oh hey, I missed your posts Zach! Please keep making more of them! In fact, this whole place has been pretty quiet as of late expect for Bizz, formula, and some other people's shenanigans.

So wait, like, you are still trying to revive Fabio or something? I'm going to assume you haven't succeeded yet since I don't since mass murder outside my window yet.

Ah, alright then. Well uh, good luck on that.

NEURAL NET RANT (warming: technical imfo imcoming)

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the neural nets are operated through a convolutional process, considering the timing of the operation, we input a pyramid head-first into the feature map, and as you can see through numerous matrix-vector products we iterate through the fused layers considering the specific constraints of the architecture, gears churn and churn through sinews with weights and dials placed between the layers, resulting in a hash stew of mishy mashy goopstones and droopstones -- but eventually, though numerous whimpers and whispers, employing metaphors and nouns of all sorts and engaging in vibrant conversation and discourse with currencies of various types, we come to the conclusion that the goopstones and droopstones can take numerous forms, some of which are useful to our method of avoidance of putting things too far away from us (we would prefer to put things close to ourselves, really -- just a personal preference, really.)

the illuminati pyramid on the back of the dollar bill is fed into this process which results in layer fusion and confusion of hidden layers, and various gallstones and crumpled-up pieces of paper are ejected from armpit gunk and the firmament between the layers, surprisingly biological organisms of blood type Z are well-apt to acclimating to this process and not noticing when it is occurring, since the flow of water and fluid garbage is so subtle and gentle and sleepy sleepy waves of phlegm, waves, kill kill monster attack HE COULD ONLY GUESS WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO HIM, and he is going there, and she is going there, and we are all going there, upon the ropes and into the grass, 'till we disengage and clambor on down and stand on the solid earth and say hello to the naked mole rats and earth-worms. and the higher we go, the less we need to work and move to survive, such is the order of life, and we can trace backwards along history to find the origin of life which is the tippy tip top of the pyramid, and we can design and create and evaluate a framework for determining the pyramid's dimensions.

deus deus deus, dimensions, we'd like to avoid short-circuiting if possible, so we introduce a latency to our actions, whenever we want to do something we say "ok i'll do it in five minutes" so that we can think real hard about whether that's what we truly wanted to do during those five minutes, and usually people are good at doing that when they aren't doing anything else. unfortunately, latency requires a storage cost (since you must store the thought of the forthcoming action in your memory), and thus we must try and store such things close to us, and not far away from us. because when we store them far away we must pass through many hidden layers and they become difficult to reach, sometimes we grasp the wrong thing which makes us sad and confused. one day, we will all have a single pyramid for input and storage but that is but a dream now, a dream for neural nets.

and stop calling us about killing babies in the ionosphere we don't do that!

deus, we don't do that, we don't play this & that, we are sleeper cell agents, we sleep in cardboard boxes and tell stories to eachother when the vicissitudes of life get tough, we are beetles and ants and insects, we are sharks, we are mice and dogs and wrens and mechanisms, sleepy mechanisms, we don't do this and don't do that. well how about you fucking do it instead of being a retard bitch.

the algorithm is so wishy washy, yet it can be reconfigured to have a concrete structure of convolutional layers of feature maps, and fusion isn't that neat, so you hypostasize the hidden layers into the visible ones oh yes you do, and you reuse data in near places instead of putting superfluous/redundant data in faraway places oh yes you do that makes sense, and you minimize the amount of data transfer needed across the information superhighway that transports things from place to place, oh yes you do, you do, enshrouded by fairy flags and loud clangs and clongs and tangs and tongs, a is for aaaa!! b is for boobs and c is for claws and d is for destruction because i am going to kill you um sorry i that's just one of my quirks uh yeah i'm a weird dudette like that ahaha. sorry.

because its like... its not even like really a polarity but there's like an action potential with absolute value and transmitters and sensors take in and out that stuff i mean uh

but yeah like... i don't mind the dendrites and axons and synapses and stuff in your brain too much i mean it's kinda cute how the electrical impulse travels down them and stuffs so yeah

I just wish people would say thank you to spheres once in a while. They surround everyone every day but they don't bat an eye. But I guess maybe it's better if people don't know. Because it's amazing to be a sphere and to see other people be and become spheres. And that is just an amazing secret that should never be shared to anyone ever.